Of Arguements and Dresses

Decided to write a funny fanfic with the three famous male Sonic characters arguing while the girls are amused. I wrote this fanfic during a electric storm and was inspired by listening to Five for Fightings song 'Superman(its not easy). This is only part one of the story, I'm planning on having at least four more chapters after this. I also drew a fanart pic of this chapter but I can't seem to get it added to my file for some reason. Hope you guys will like this chapter, considering I tried my best to have some of the characters in character, especially Shadow.

Its Not Easy Being A Hero
Part 1: Of Arguments and Dresses

It was a normal day at the base. Amy Rose was in the kitchen washing dishes while humming to herself, Tails was fixing the Tornado, Cream and her little chao, Cheese was helping Amy with the dishes, Rouge went shopping and had dragged Shadow, who was muttering cuss words under his breath, along with her, and Sonic and Knuckles were seating on the couch watching T.V.
Sonic was flipping through channels to see if there was anything on but since he couldn't find one he continuously flipped through channels non stop. Knuckles after a while found it annoying but tried to stayed calm about it. After a long three hours of flipping channels Knuckles couldn't take it anymore.
"Will you please stop that, Sonic." Knuckles growled, "Or at least pick a channel and stay with it."
"There is nothing on." answered Sonic, "You try finding a decent channel to watch."
"Ok." Knuckles agreed, "Then give me the remote."
Sonic turned to look at Knuckles giving him a skeptical look.
"Why?" he asked, "Your not going to turn it to some dumb channel about some lost ancient civilization, are you?"
Knuckles looked annoyed at Sonic, who gave him an anry grin before saying "You were thinking about it weren't you?"
Knuckles looked surprised at first but then his gaze at the blue hedgehog hardened.
"What if I was?" he answered dryly, "You going to do something about it?"
Sonic glared at Knuckles and said "Maybe I don't want to see some boring old show about some old tribe or something."
Knuckles snorted before saying "I'm just curious if they might have one about echidnas and what happened to them, that's all."
Now Sonic was the one to give out a odd snort of his own. "Haven't you learned enough about your people from Tikal?" Sonic asked curiously, wondering what was going on in the red echidna's head.
"I want to learn what happened to them, Sonic." Knuckles replied, "I missed to know what happened because of my duties of a guardian."
"I really don't get why was you choosen instead of another echidna?" Sonic asked curiously, "I mean all you do is guard that stupid big piece of rock, how hard is that?"
A gasped came from the kitchen after Sonic finished his sentence. "Sonic." growled Amy, who was finished with washing the dishes and had heard what the two guys were saying.
Sonic didn't realize that he said the wrong thing nor did he mean anything by it, the words just slipped out of his mouth. Knuckles stand up and Sonic did the same.
Well that stupid piece of rock is considered a great honor to guard for my people." Knuckles snapped, "And it's harder to guard than you think, Sonic."
Sonic snorted "Oh yeah, guarding that big rock is so hard, how do you do it." Sonic growled sarcastically, "It's on a pedestal, dumbass."
"Sonic." Amy growled again, "It's a lot harder to guard the Master Emerald and you know it."
"Stay out of this Amy." Sonic snapped, "It's none of your business."
"Guys." Cream said with her little chao, Cheese in her arms, "Can't you guys get along."
Amy was stunned since Sonic didn't normally snap at her like that. She grab a hold of Cream's arm and pulled the young rabbit behind her, in order to protect the little rabbit from the up coming battle between the two boys. She did this as the two boy continued to argue.
"You try to protect the Master Emerald from thieves like Rouge and Eggman night and day." growled Knuckles, "And who are you calling a dumbass, dumbass."
"Yeah, well who was it that kept on getting fooled by Eggman, was it a certain red echidna, I think so." Sonic sassed, "I mean how stupid can you be, you know Eggman can't be trusted."
Knuckles looked furious. "What?" he exclaimed, he blood at a boiling point. Sonic squinted his eyes and gave Knuckles a smug smirk.
"You heard me." he said simply, he sometimes liked pissing off his echidna friend even if he knew what might happen.
"That was just a few times, Sonic." Knuckles grounded out, "And I'm not stupid, it's just difficult to tell when Eggman is lying, ok."
What do you mean." Sonic snapped, "Eggman is always lies and you know it."
Amy who was getting tired of those two argue, leaned forward and whispered to Cream. Go get my PikoPiko hammer ok." Cream nodded and was off to get the pink hedgehog's favorite weapon she uses on occasions such as this to prevent fighting among friends in the base.
After a long eight hours of name calling the two guys were ready to kick each others butts. The door suddenly swings open revealing a very happy Rouge with five shopping bags in her hands and a very pissed off Shadow wearing a fluffy pink dress. Sonic and Knuckles instantly stopped arguing and stared at Shadow.
"One chuckle out of both of you and you both will die a very slow and painful death." Shadow hissed through his teeth, "I mean it."
Sonic and Knuckles just looked at each other before bursting out in long barks of laughter.
"Holy shit, Knuckles, Shadow is gay." Sonic yelled to Knuckles, who was on the floor rolling over with laughter.
"I'm not gay, Sonic." Shadow roared, "Rouge made me wear this stupid dress cause she wanted you guys to see it, I couldn't leave the store without trying it on because of a certain white bat."
"I figured you guys would like it, but Shadow was being such a baby at the mall." Rouge said, "Amy do you have a camera so I can get a picture of him in it before he tears it off."
Amy, who was smiling a very wicked smile, nodded and raced off to get one. Seconds later she came back carrying a digital camera. After a few more minutes Rouge and Amy were arguing on where they should take the picture.
"Have him standing in front of the kitchen." Rouge said, pulling the black and red hedgehog in front of the kitchen.
"No, Leave him where he is." Amy replied, pointing to the entrance to the house like base.
Shadow stood helpless in front of the two ladies. He knew there was nothing he could do except watch helplessly as the two ladies argued for he knew arguing against them would be senseless and he didn't want to face the terrible wrath of the two females. His pride was slowly deteriorating just by this little escapade and the fact that both Knuckles and Sonic were laughing at him didn't make matters anymore pleasant for Shadow. He was beginning to get mad. The longer the girls were arguing and the two boys were laughing the more Shadow's blood began to boil.
"Take the stupid picture already, damn it." Sonic yelled, "Knuckles is turning blue over here."
Sonic pointed over to his best friend who was still on the floor pounding on it with his fists and his cheeks turning a faint blue.
"What?" both girls exclaimed, while looking at Knuckles rolling around and holding his stomach with tears streaming down his face he was slightly in pain form all the laughing he was doing.
"Oh please have mercy on me ladies and please take the picture already." Knuckles whined, "I don't know how much of…."
Before Knuckles could finish his sentence Tails came in looking annoyed and curious.
"What is going on here?" he asked, "Why is Knuckles turning blue?"
Tails pointed to Knuckles, who was still on the floor laughing hard his whole face turning blue. Sonic simply looked at Knuckles and then at Tails before replying "He can't breath."
Tails raised an eyebrow "Why can't he breath, Sonic?"
"Cause he is laughing too hard." Sonic stated simply, while trying to catch his breath from the nonstop laughing at Shadow so much. Once again Tails raised an eyebrow. "What are you guys laughing at anyway?"
Sonic immediately stopped laughing and stared at the two tailed fox. It was quite obvious that he didn't notice that Shadow was wearing a pink dress. Sonic then realize that Rouge and Amy were standing in the way, keeping the twin tailed fox from seeing the hilarious scene of Shadow in a girly dress. They were still arguing over the spot for the picture and kept moving around thus making it difficult for him to see. Shadow had then begun to cuss Rouge out for making him do this.
"I swear if you ladies don't take the stupid picture already I am going to your ass." Shadow snarled, "Cause I am getting laughed at by two f*cking assholes."
A sudden gasp was heard next to Tails. Everyone turned to see Cream and Cheese standing there and in Cream's hand was Amy's PikoPiko hammer.
"Mr. Shadow!" she hissed, "Watch your laughing."
Shadow glared at the little rabbit but decided to ignore her.
"Amy, Rouge, get out of the way so Tails and Cream can see Shadow wearing that stupid pink dress" Sonic yelled, and then turning his attention toward Knuckles, "Take it easy Knux, its not that funny."
Knuckles still on the floor continued laughing but was beginning to get tired.
"The heck its funny." he cried out, "Its just that I thought Shadow was a tough guy but seeing him wear that stupid pink dress, I saw a whole different side of Shadow I thought I'd never seen before, the sissy side."
After Knuckles finished his sentence he continued laughing like a maniac until a sudden flash of light from Amy's camera caught his attention.
"I got it, Rouge." Amy squealed with delight, "I got an excellent shot of Shadow wearing the dress, see."
Amy showed Rouge the picture. Rouge gave it a quick careful glance and laughed.
"That's a keeper." she chirped, "Let's put it with the picture of Knuckles at the New Years party."
Knuckles instantly stopped laughing once he heard Rouge use his name with New Years party. He then realize what Rouge was talking about. The event from last New Years party was an event that Knuckles still couldn't live down. At that certain party he was drunk from too much eggnog and did various stupid stunts like ride Omega's old electric floor buffer with a lamp shade on his head while screaming 'I'm a pretty lady'. That was one of the most embarrassing moment in Knuckles' life.
Amy ran over to the group, all except Shadow, and show them the picture of Shadow that she just took. Sonic busted up laughing, Cream giggled along with Cheese, and Tails looked at the picture then at Shadow and then back at the picture before laughing along with his friends. Amy then showed the picture to Knuckles who was now trying his hardest not to bust a gut over the photo.
"Aww man, that is a good one." he said, "Say Amy can you make a few copies for a few of my friends?"
Amy smiled at him and said "Of course I can Knuckles, would you like the wallet sized photos or bigger than wallet sized?"
Knuckles grinned, "Bigger than wallet size please Amy, the Chaotix will love it."
Shadow overheard this conversation and began to shot daggers and Knuckles with a glare that could have had Eggman wetting his pants.
"Hell no hell no" he yelled, "There is no way I am going to let any more pictures like this get out to the public.
"Aw come on Shadow it won't hurt anyone." Knuckles snickered, "Besides I'm only going to show them and them alone."
Shadow was still furious at the thought of anyone else seeing those pictures, especially the Chaotix. He could just hear them laughing at him now.
After a while Shadow cooled off and the girls had went into the kitchen to fix lunch, leaving him alone with the boys. After a long hour of silence Shadow got up.
"Well this is boring." he said, "I'm going back to Eggman's to see if he's done fixing that walking tin can, Omega and to get this damn dress off."
"Fine we didn't want you here anyway you, Faker." Sonic jokingly sneered, "So take that black ass of yours and high tail it outta here."
Shadow ignored Sonic's 'faker' comment and turned to the kitchen before saying. "Rouge, come on we're leaving."
"No." came Rouge's loud voice yelled from inside the kitchen, "I'm not leaving just because you are bored and don't want hang out with the rest of the guys, you big baby."
Shadow looked furious but decided not to even bother waiting for the white bat and closed the door behind him