A/N: Ehehe…I found this list on someone's profile a while ago and I thought that I should write a fic about it…So, Enjoy!

Fuji sat at his desk. Christmas would be no fun this year. Everyone was either too busy to hang out with him or was simply away on vacation. And that meant that there was no one to bother.

He also had nothing to do. All the Christmas gifts had been bought months earlier and his homework had been done early as well. Courses have stopped because the buildings had mysteriously caught on fire and the teachers had been attacked by rapid Tasmanian devils that had mysteriously appeared in Japan.*cough*Fuji*cough*

His parents needed to go on a business trip and won't be back until March and his sister was on a plane to Mexico to visit an old friend and his brother Yuuta was spending his Christmas with Mizuki, scouting potential tennis players to join their tennis team…But, knowing Fuji, he'll mess with Mizuki later for fun and tell the people they've scouted that Mizuki was a girl in disguise and that he was gathering them all in one place to feed them to his tarantula. And then he would get a real tarantula from a pet store as proof and then somehow convince them to feed Mizuki to the tarantula…

Or he could go back to the Torturer's Academy…He got to torture so many people there.

Meh, he might as well buy some new cactuses…

He turned on his computer hoping to find cactuses for sale on ebay. As he opened the internet, an e-mail from Inui caught his eye.

Fuji,

I'm 99.999999999999999999% certain that you are very bored right now.

Fuji wondered how he knew.

Attached is a list of things I want to you to do this holiday for research purposes. I want to do a study on the tennis regulars from other schools as I don't have enough information on them.

Fuji wondered what type of research Inui was talking about.

You are now thinking what type of research this is.

Is Inui psychic?

Well, this is psychological research to test how long they could keep their sanity after you apply these actions on them.

'Does that mean that they'll go crazy after these experiments?' Fuji thought.

Quite so. That is the purpose of this study. To see how long they can keep their sanity before they lose them and be admitted into a mental institute.

'What if they're like Tezuka and do not become crazy?'

If that does happen, do what you can and want to make them crazy. Send them to Mizuki, for all I care, and let him bore them into insanity.

Once you've done so, please record all your findings in a book and send it to my address in Antarctica at the bottom of the page…It was the only place on Earth that I thought that no one can find me or my research…I have tried the bottom of the ocean and inside an active volcano and inside a therapists' ear. They don't work. At least here I can use penguins as guards. All I have to do is threaten them with my juice which makes me wonder why everyone hates my juice and is so afraid of it. I must say, it is verly refreshing.

Please help me. This is a win-win situation for the both of us. I get my research and you get to bother people and pacify your need to kill people with your cactus out of boredom.

Your friend,

Inui Sadaharu

Fuji downloaded the list from his computer and printed it. He smirked evilly as he read the list.

A/N: So, how is it? I know that it is short and the story will really start on the next chapter. As I mentioned earlier, I found the list on someone's profile…I can't remember whose. I'll tell you later when I find out…So I don't own the list of the most annoying things to do in an elevator.

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