**Ok, I kinda wrote this when I was really bored. If anyone actually
likes it maybe, more will come up. I own nothing. MTV owns beavis and
butthead ok bye bye**
"Uhh huh huh huh," those laughs of the two biggest idiots to ever to traverse the earth could be heard from the darkest being from atop the rooftops in the New York.
"Those incessant laughs! The Violator must've sent them! Only something that vile and sinister, and laughing obnoxiously could be sent by him. That just can't be human! It's horrible!" Spawn thought to himself before spotting the two shadowy figures in the alleys. "Look at the size of those craniums! Those must be demons!" Spawn thought and looked closely at their shadows. "With heads that big they must be smart, must know I'm already here. Probably got a trap set up for me right now. How could I get myself set up like this! I'll have to fight them, no backing out now." Spawn thought and let his cape do the whole 'whoosh' this it does before he goes invisible and climbs down the drainpipe to meet his aggressors.
He comes up behind them, keeping to the shadows and staying as hidden as possible. Several blades come out form his fists and wrists, and his eyes glow a light green as he prepares to attack.
"Hey dude check it out, look at those green things!" The one shadow says to the other with a deep voice.
"Yeah it's pretty cool, heh heh heh heheheh." The other shadow says with a higher pitched voice.
"Drat they've spotted me!" Spawn thinks, and becomes visible and stands before the two shadows. Two chains popped out of his chest with clamps on the end and snapped at the two shadows.
"Dude, that was pretty cool!" The higher pitched voice says.
"You creatures of the damned! Stop mocking me! I already said to Hell to keep me alone! Now I'll send you back there to deliver my message!" Spawn yells and raises his fists into a fighting position. He lungs at the higher voice in the dark and he steps to the side and sends Spawn into the wall, his blades get stuck into the wall.
"AAAHHHHH! Cut it out fartknocker!" The voice yells from the shadows.
The deeper voice laughs and says, "Whoa, dude, that was cool!"
"Shut up and finish me off! I don't need this kind of torment!" Spawn says and tries to get unstuck from the wall he'd jammed himself into, hoping to lure them in closer and have some kind of chance.
"Dude, this sucks, lets go get a burger." The deep voice says.
"Yeah yeah, let's go." The high nasally voice says and their footsteps can be heard walking away from spawn down the alley.
"COWARDS! Face me!" Spawn yells into the darkness but they're already gone. "It's one thing to kill me, but that was just a total dishonor, to leave me stuck to a wall! I'm gonna get those little Hellbeasts!" He thinks and punches around the wall where his hand is stuck and gets his hand loose but has a new bracelet of brick about five inches around. He smashes his fist into the ground and smashes the bricks.
He jumps up onto a rooftop after he is freed; to see if he can spot his would be aggressors.
**ok I wrote this when I was bored and trying to think of what I could cross Beavis and butthead over with. Sorry all you real Spawn fans, I only saw the live action movie I don't read the comics, but I do acknowledge that I don't own them and someone far cooler than me does. I make no money off this. Todd McFarlane created Spawn as far as I know and if you think spawn is great, give him money not me. But if you like me, hey I'm single gimme all the cash ya want! :-P ok bye bye then
"Uhh huh huh huh," those laughs of the two biggest idiots to ever to traverse the earth could be heard from the darkest being from atop the rooftops in the New York.
"Those incessant laughs! The Violator must've sent them! Only something that vile and sinister, and laughing obnoxiously could be sent by him. That just can't be human! It's horrible!" Spawn thought to himself before spotting the two shadowy figures in the alleys. "Look at the size of those craniums! Those must be demons!" Spawn thought and looked closely at their shadows. "With heads that big they must be smart, must know I'm already here. Probably got a trap set up for me right now. How could I get myself set up like this! I'll have to fight them, no backing out now." Spawn thought and let his cape do the whole 'whoosh' this it does before he goes invisible and climbs down the drainpipe to meet his aggressors.
He comes up behind them, keeping to the shadows and staying as hidden as possible. Several blades come out form his fists and wrists, and his eyes glow a light green as he prepares to attack.
"Hey dude check it out, look at those green things!" The one shadow says to the other with a deep voice.
"Yeah it's pretty cool, heh heh heh heheheh." The other shadow says with a higher pitched voice.
"Drat they've spotted me!" Spawn thinks, and becomes visible and stands before the two shadows. Two chains popped out of his chest with clamps on the end and snapped at the two shadows.
"Dude, that was pretty cool!" The higher pitched voice says.
"You creatures of the damned! Stop mocking me! I already said to Hell to keep me alone! Now I'll send you back there to deliver my message!" Spawn yells and raises his fists into a fighting position. He lungs at the higher voice in the dark and he steps to the side and sends Spawn into the wall, his blades get stuck into the wall.
"AAAHHHHH! Cut it out fartknocker!" The voice yells from the shadows.
The deeper voice laughs and says, "Whoa, dude, that was cool!"
"Shut up and finish me off! I don't need this kind of torment!" Spawn says and tries to get unstuck from the wall he'd jammed himself into, hoping to lure them in closer and have some kind of chance.
"Dude, this sucks, lets go get a burger." The deep voice says.
"Yeah yeah, let's go." The high nasally voice says and their footsteps can be heard walking away from spawn down the alley.
"COWARDS! Face me!" Spawn yells into the darkness but they're already gone. "It's one thing to kill me, but that was just a total dishonor, to leave me stuck to a wall! I'm gonna get those little Hellbeasts!" He thinks and punches around the wall where his hand is stuck and gets his hand loose but has a new bracelet of brick about five inches around. He smashes his fist into the ground and smashes the bricks.
He jumps up onto a rooftop after he is freed; to see if he can spot his would be aggressors.
**ok I wrote this when I was bored and trying to think of what I could cross Beavis and butthead over with. Sorry all you real Spawn fans, I only saw the live action movie I don't read the comics, but I do acknowledge that I don't own them and someone far cooler than me does. I make no money off this. Todd McFarlane created Spawn as far as I know and if you think spawn is great, give him money not me. But if you like me, hey I'm single gimme all the cash ya want! :-P ok bye bye then