The Dream World
by: Dick Dubya
The dream world pervades the thought of every creature. Most creatures believe that the dream world is the real world, and those who learn otherwise return to the dream world with the newfound power to control their destinies. For, after all, life is only a dream. Minds control dreams. Those who have the willpower can control their destinies, and the destinies of those around them--
"Oh, shut your yap, sumo niggah!" Trinity snapped at the fat bastard they call Morpheus. "Yah lectures stink. Lez jus hava fight, shall we?"
Morpheus' nose crinkled to a pug. "Bring it, bitch," he said. And he drew his gun, and she drew her gun, and they shot together. Bam! Both of them fell dead with blood gushing out of their heads.
Meanwhile, Neo, who was watching the charade between peeks into his newly-bought X-men hentai collection, squeezed his mind into intense concentration and made his shit fall out. The entire real world stank and woke Morpheus and Trinity from their dreams.
"Dats it," said Trinity, "you shitty incontinent asshole, we're through! Here, get yaself some pennies and buy yaself some diapahs foh yo ass!" She tossed a couple of pennies at Neo's head, then marched away in a huff.
Neo simply snickered, and continued reading his X-men hentai collection.
"Man, oh man," Morpheus remarked, shaking his head, "you just let go of slick hot bitch. Do you have another slut somewhere, or are you just stupid?"
End of Part 1
The Matrix is a creation of Larry and Andy Wachowski. Sadly, the franchise isn't mine, so the movie isn't as good as it's supposed to be. This fanfiction was written for entertainment purposes only.