This is a story inspired by a lifeguard whose name I won't mention here, but she is easily the prettiest lifeguard I have ever seen. So if you are out there, and you read this, and you were working the Mountain Twister ride at Splash Country in Gatlinburg, TN at about 1PM on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, then this is for you.

This is an alternate universe, all hu- wait, never mind. AH/AU. Jasper and his brothers Emmett and Edward are enjoying a summer living in their aunt and uncle's guest house. Mostly fluff, but some serious parts. Rated M, of course, because how could I write something without a little sex?

Genoin: This is just a little prologue that I hope might generate some interest while the creative juices flow.

"This is the guest house?" Emmett asked our Aunt Esme, clearly astonished by the size and grandeur of the spare house. I don't think any of us were expecting a four bedroom palace with its own pool.

"If you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask me, or your uncle." She said, walking off and leaving us alone with our cousin Rosalie "I'll let Rose give you a tour of the place."

There was no other way to put it. Even though she was our cousin, Rose was just plain hot. I mean, Esme and Carlisle adopted Rose when we were all little, and she was family, but still….

We ran inside to pick rooms, Emmett shoving us aside to get the first choice.

I took the only bedroom downstairs. It was the smallest of them all, but it still dwarfed my bedroom at home. It had a desk and a bookshelf to complement the other furniture that one would normally find in a bedroom. Plus it had a private bathroom with a very spacious shower. I unpacked my clothes and put the books that I had brought into the bookshelf and sat my laptop on the desk.

We met down in the kitchen after unpacking to discuss what we were going to do tomorrow.

"Why don't we go to that water park that we saw on the way here?" Edward said.

"What? That Aqua Bay place?" Emmett asked, "That place looked kind of lame."

"Oh, it is" Rosalie said, walking in the back door. "It's really boring. The one up in the city is so much better. It has some extreme water slides. In one of the slides, you go over fifty miles an hour. Plus, the lifeguards there are so hot.

"Hmm… hot lifeguards aside, that sounds like a pretty good idea" I replied, "Let's leave at nine or so in the morning?"

"Okay, then, I'll meet you here" Rose said.

"Who said you were invited?" Emmett responded teasingly.

"Of course I'm invited" Rosalie whispered, putting her hand on Emmett's shoulder "If it weren't for me, you would be riding baby slides at Aqua Bay" Emmett winced as Rose tightened her grip on Emmett's shoulder.

"Okay, fine, you can come, just don't embarrass us." Edward said.

"Excuse me!" Rose asked indignantly, "Who do you think you are talking to?"

"Rose, go get your beauty sleep, you might not wanna miss it" I answered.

Rose stormed back to the main house without another word to us, and we all went to bed after having a good laugh, albeit at Rosalie's expense.