A/N: If I could re-write Twilight, this is how it would go. (This is some scary shit right here!)
Be prepared for some Sexual Content bitches!
Enjoy!
Miss Isabella Swan is a 5' 3'', 140 lbs., albino, frizzy haired girl.
She always wears her one-inch this glasses and sweats.
So, she isn't what you would call pretty.
But she sounds like she'd be fun in bed, right?
ORGASM!
Bella comes to Forks because her mother died.
Her father hates her, she sleeps outside, and she has no boyfriend because no one likes her.
But on her first day of school, she had caught some people's eyes.
Those people were Jessica Stanley, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, and Edward Cullen.
They all became good friends, at least the humans did.
The Cullens/Hales were... WEREWOLVES! I know, right? Scary.
One day, Bella was standing next to her truck.
She was listening to some Yiruma when...
Edward ran into her with his Volvo.
He loved the sound of her head squishing into the pavement.
With some laughing, some tears, and a party, Cullens/Hales were off to another city to kill another Bella-Like person.
A/N:
Yay! Happy Ending!
It's your choice. Stephanie Meyers version, or mine. Personally, Stephanie's is written better, but mine is a better story... Do you get what I'm saying? I didn't think so.
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-iEmoPandaBear
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