Disclaimer: We don't own FullMetal Alchemist, but we DO own the made-ups, Megan and Mackenzie.

Chapter I-Put on your dancing shoes!

"Neh, Mackenzie?" whined a tallish girl with black hair. When her brunette friend didn't immediately respond she tugged on her ponytail, "Kenziiiiiii!" she whined.

"Oww!" she muttered, "What is it?" she asked, swatting her friend's hand away.

"Kenzi, how'd we get here."

Mackenzie pinched the bridge of her nose annoyed, "I told you already, Megan. I. Don't. know!" she repeated for the seventh time that day.

It was just then when two blondes sped around the corner, "Brother watch out!" But it was too late Edward Elric literally bumped into the girls.

"Oops! Sorry!" Al apologized for his brother, "Ed, I said watch where you're going!" he scolded.

"Well, I wouldn't have to if we were already there!"

"Say what, Brother?"

"Never mind…let's just go." He muttered.

"Why are you in such a hurry, we don't even have dates and besides, you still have yet to apologize to the girls." He replied.

"Oh! Don't worry about it! We weren't paying attention either!" Mackenzie said. She turned and gave Megan a glare, "Because someone was tugging on my hair!"

Megan giggled and whistled innocently, "Soooo, where are you boys headed?" she asked.

Ed, suddenly having a "good" idea, pulled Al aside, "'Scuse us!"

"Brother, what is it?"

"Why don't we ask them to be our dates?" he asked.

"Brother, you've finally lost it. Maybe Dr. Marco should have a look at you…"

"I'm serious! Hehe, or are you just scared of being rejected?" he asked.

"Me?! No way! YOU should be the one who's scared you're too short to get a date, anyway!"

"WHAT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!" Ed ranted.

Mackenzie and Megan exchanged glances, "Did you hear that guy call Ed short?" she sighed annoyed and thwaped Mackenzie, "Kenzi! Stop drooling!"

"So, cute!!"
"He's like twelve!"

"EIGHTEEN, thank YOU!" Ed corrected.

"Riiiight."

"No, no, he's telling the truth." Al replied, "And I'm sixteen!"

Megan thwaped Mackenzie again, "STOP DROOLING!"
"But he's eighteen!!!"

Ed shook his head, "Anyway, you guys wanna come to the ball with us?"

"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!" Kenzi replied eagerly, she pointed at Ed, "MINE!"

Megan sweatdropped, "O-okay, Kenzi…" she turned to Al, "So I guess I'm going with you then." She froze, "Wait! I don't have a dress! AGH! I HATE dresses!"

"I can take you shopping for one…" Al offered.

"Mmkay, but we have to hurry if you're already late!" she said dragging him along.

Mackenzie huggle-clung to Ed. "I love you!"

"Ahem—yes…well, erm…thanks?"

"Do you love me too, Edward?"

"Hey! Let's go buy your dress already, kay?"

"Okay!!!"

"How do you like this one, Alphonse?" Megan asked modeling a lightblue long, strapless gown with silver and white sequence all over it.

"I like it, it looks pretty on you." He complimented.

She smiled, slightly blushing, "Kay, I'll buy it then!"

"EDWARD! Which onw do you like better? This one? This one, or this one?" Mackenzie asked holding each dress up to herself for about three seconds each.

"Umm, that one?"

"Really? It doesn't make me look too fat? Tell me the truth!"

"Umm, no?"

"You hesitated! Why did you hesitate? Are you lying?"

"No. I'm speaking from the heart." Ed said sarcastically.

"Edward…!" She whined.

"It's Ed." He mumbled.

"Fine. I'm getting this one." She says picking out a short, purple dress with long sleeves.

"Are you ready to go, Brother?" Al asked coming over to Ed and Mackenzie.

"Save me!" Ed whispered to Al so Mackenzie wouldn't hear him.

Al sweatdropped, "You're the one who wanted to ask strangers out! Lucky me, I go the saner one."

"Alphonse, I got you this kitty-shaped lollipop!"

Al sweat dropped again. "I spoke too soon."

Ed grinned evilly.

"Look at my dress, Kenzi!"

"Pretty! Mine is better, right, Ed?"

"Al!!! Tell her mine is prettier!"

"Err-kay?"

"See? Told you mine was prettier!" Megan shot.

Mackenzie was about to retort when Ed intervened, "We're already a little more than fashionably late…"

"Let's go then." Al said grabbing Megan and escorting her to Fuhrer King Bradley's mansion. Ed mumbled something to himself and took Mackenzie's arm, leading her to the mansion as well.

Authors' Notes:

Rae: Hey guys! Livi and I are writing a FMA fic together!!! Yay! Dare you to tell us who is who! (If you say one of us is Ed or Al I shall find a way to virtually hurt you…lol) R&R NOOOOWWWWW!!! Please?

Livi- Hey, hey, hey! Don't listen to her! I'm Alphonse! XD. J/ks j/ks, I just, I just. Oh yeah you know that's tight and I forbid you to say "I just, I just" after saying "j/k" because it's MY thing, not yours and copycats are poo-sniffers, so be cool and stay in school! XDD. I shall give you a not cookie if you review… . BTW- In case you haven't figure it out yet…yes this is the Livi from the sasukeandrockleelvrs account I share with Andrea…. I hate you all, my friends. loves, loves Sayonara!