Shrek x Len fanficklr

AN: okayy so i fuvkin love shrok and lean so i put them together in dis fick and iF U GOT A PROBLEM? yea

chapler 01:

shok walked into tha room and was like "this is mah swamp" in a sensual voice,whiel tracin one fingr down lemon's neck "mamma mia thats a hot tamale" lean sais and then we song a duet at a singn competeition and we sang a worl is mine all star mashup and everbod loved it. even miku who is a fucking bitch mc pissfart fuck

sekai de ichiban is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

sono ichi itsumo to chigau kamigata ni kiga tsuku koto
sono ni chanto kutsu made mirukoto, ii ne?
sono san watashi no hito koto niwa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Didn't make sense nante itte nain dakara
kimi ni KOKORO kara omotte
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
kiga tsuite ne e ne e
mataseru nante rongai yo
watashi wo dare dato omotteruno?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Oh, check one two...Ahhhhhh!

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

wakattara kashizuite tewo totte
"OHIME-SAMA" tte betsu ni
wagamama nante itte nain dakara
demo ne sukoshi kurai shikatte kuretatte iino yo?

It's a cool place dakeno OUJI-SAMA
kiga tsuite hora hora wait 'til you get older
mukuchi de buaiso na OUJI-SAMA
mou, doushite? Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

Oh! That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored..

hey now Shortcake
kodawari tamago no torokeru pudding
minna, minna gaman shimasu
wagamama na ko dato omowanai de
watashi datte yareba dekiru mon
atode koukai suru wayo

So much to do so much to see

And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

aNYway len and i went back to the hotel room anf started to makout and shreckl pulled lens horrible microjeans off holy shit they looked like a fuck thong they were so shoat and len had no fuvkin dick. it was gone, blown off by _ in my reader x len fak and shrek was like holy fok u have no dick

len wa s like yeah that bitch _ blew it off with her dank pussy and shrok pulled out his magnum green dong and sas "i kno ehat to do wih THAT' and he put len's butt on his dick and they had sssßSSEEEEEEEËEXXXXXXXXCCCKKKKKKSSSS XDDD XDD XD and shnok came so hard that he screamed "dONKE H!" and len expleod with green scottish cum and len was no more. then shreck accidentaly hit lard fartsquad in the face with his cummy vladimir putin dingie see you schijthoer

AN: okaaayyyyyyyyeee so i hope that u licked my fik pls comment and fav and reviw i would love to hear feedback but if ur a h8r then EAT A FUCKIN CEILING ASBESTOS LLOLOLOLOLOL
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