Hi. I called myself Flameheart when I write these kind of things.
"Hello. I am your host, Flameheart! And stop focusing the camera on your HALF EATEN PIE!"
Camera Cat: Fine!
Flameheart: Today, we will be talking about Truth or Dare with the WARRIORS! Our special guess is Isabella. *Whispers* Warrior cat hater.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!
Flameheart: Shhhhhhhhhh! She's my best friend!
Isabella: Yeah. Uhhh... Why do you name yourselves funny things?
Flameheart: AHEM!?
Isabella: Nothing.
Flameheart: Our first contestant is- Graystripe!
Crowd: *Cheers*
Flameheart: So, who would you rather be mates with, I mean like if they were both in Thunder Clan?
Isabella: Losers.
Flameheart: I heard that! As I was saying, Blah blah blah, mates, blah blah, Thunder Clan, ok, the choices are, Millie or Silverstream!
Graystripe: Silverstream. Duh. At least she's not a KITTYPET! HAHAhaha- ha?
Flameheart: Oh. The crates. Yeah. Uhhh... Graystripe, go to crate 2. Someone is waiting for you.
Graystripe: Ok. Here I go.
Inside Crate 2: I HATE YOU! Go to that evil dark forest every bad cat goes to!
*Graystripe walks out*
Graystripe: Dizzy... Get Medicine Ca-
*Faints*
Flameheart: Be right back after the commercial.
5 MINUTES LATER...
Flameheart: The very long commercial is over!
Flameheart: So, Isabella, who should we do next on the list?
Isabella: I think we should do the Jay guy and the Lion guy. OK!? I want to get back to organizing my Monster Highs.
Flameheart: JAYFEATHER! LIONBLAZE!
Jayfeather: I'll do dare.
Lionblaze: I'll do dare too.
Flameheart: Ok. Jayfeather, send Hollyleaf these pics. of Squirrelflight and Leafpool. Lionblaze, send Hollyleaf a chainsaw.
*Back in dark forest*
Hollyleaf: I have been wanting to do this for moons! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
++++++ VIOLENCE ALERT+++++++ VIOLENCE ALERT+++++++
CENCORED****************************************** *****
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Flameheart: Sorry you had to see that.
Isabella: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha hahahaha. Ha.
Flameheart: Since Isabella is laughing to hard, we'll just go straight to- uhhh... Lets see. Tigerheart! Wait. Tigerheart? Ehhh- whatever.
Flameheart: Let's welcome Tigerheart!
Tigerheart: I pick truth.
Flameheart: Ok. you asked for it! Why did you use Dovewing?
Tigerheart: To PERSONAL!
Flameheart: Ok. Then you're doing dare!
Tigerheart: What do I have to do?
Flameheart: Put this training bra on, this afro on, and now go to Firestar and say 'Your pizza's here!'
Tigerheart: Ok. Doesn't sound to hard.
*Meanwhile*
Tigerheart: Your pizza's here!
Firestar: PIZZA! DID YOU JUST SAY PIZZA!? I HATE PIZZA! ATTACK!
* Tigerheart runs away*
Flameheart: Well, that's all of our time! Bye!
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