sup? well this is my very first fanfic(OMG! KODAK MOMENT!). i wrote it when i was hyped up on sugar and bored out of my mind...hey, thats a dangerous combination. tell me if its funny or not. hope it is : ). ps if you review i will love you (dont take this literally). rated T just in case.
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30 ways to make Sasuke Hate You
1. Tell him his hair looks like a dying chicken.
2. Beat Sakura into a bloody mass of goo (this would be FUN...).
3. Wear an aluminum antenna on your head, sniff him, tell him he's "really WWWEEEIIIRRRDDD" then walk away.
4. Sell his virginity on E-Bay.
5. Spend the money on limited-edition jolly ranchers.
6. Take away his tomatoes and eat them.
7. While he's watching.
8. Insult the almighty tomato.
9. Tell Gaara that Sasuke insulted Barney.
10. Watch Sasuke die painfully via Gaara and laugh maniacally.
11. Post pictures of him and naruto kissing all over the internet.
12. Poke him. Repeatedly.
13. When he tries to murder you, run through Konoha screaming, "A GUY WITH CHICKEN HAIR IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME!!!!".
14. Stuff Oreos into his mouth whenever he tries to talk.
15. Spread a rumor that his hobby is masturbating in movie theaters.
16. Tell his rabid fan girls all of his favorite hangouts.
17. Wash his white shorts with Sakura's red dress.
18. Ask him if he's gay when he shows up wearing pink shorts.
19. Fling ice cream at him.
20. Record him singing the itsie-bitsie-teeny-weenie-yellow-polka-dot-bikini song in the shower.
21. Use it for blackmail in getting him to tell sakura that he likes her.
22. When he does, give the recording to Naruto and Neji for their own evil purposes anyways.
23. Talk nonstop about your pet dust bunnies.
24. In a truth-or-dare game, dare him to wear a pink tutu and run through Konoha, declaring "I'm a pretty princess".
25. Send him lemony sasu/everyone fanfics, and call him a man-slut the next day.
26. Grin evilly in his direction. When he asks you what's up, throw your head back and laugh madly, then say innocently, "Nothing".
27. Preform voodoo on a potato version of him.
28. Replace his soap with turtle wax.
29. Tell him Sakura wears lacy underwear in a suggestive voice.
30. After completing 1-29, gorilla glue yourself to him and watch him suffer silently.
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So how was it for a first fanfic? Any kind of reviews accepted, I can take it.