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Rated: PG13 profanity
Sam vs. Gollum
Chapter One
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum are on their way to Mount Doom
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum made camp to last the night on the mountain. Sam is making food while Frodo sits on his lazy ass stroking his ring chanting, "Mine, my precious...," and any time he hears a sound, a leaf rustle, he yells "Its mine, get away you can't have it!!" Gollum meanwhile is stalking around and every time he passes Sam he mutters, "Gay hobbit!"
"GAY HOBBIT!" "I HEARD THAT!" yelled Sam. "I am not Gay, its just that no girls seem to my liking." Sam said more to himself than to Gollum. Mumble "Gay hobbit," mumble. "HEY! My mom said I was special not gay! And to ignore evil demented hobbits who say that because they're just jealous!" "My preciousssss..... He is talking to usss!" Sam walks over to Frodo and sits down, then turns to talk to him. "You know Frodo, If he tries to hurt you, I'll always protect you?" Frodo looks at
Sam and scotches away from Sam.
"FAT GAY HOBBT!" "I HEARD THAT!" Sam gets up and chases Gollum. HE tackles Gollum and slaps him girlishly. "ewwww..... The fat gay hobbitses is touching me! "
I know its not much, but I will be posting more soon! Please review!
Rated: PG13 profanity
Sam vs. Gollum
Chapter One
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum are on their way to Mount Doom
Sam, Frodo, and Gollum made camp to last the night on the mountain. Sam is making food while Frodo sits on his lazy ass stroking his ring chanting, "Mine, my precious...," and any time he hears a sound, a leaf rustle, he yells "Its mine, get away you can't have it!!" Gollum meanwhile is stalking around and every time he passes Sam he mutters, "Gay hobbit!"
"GAY HOBBIT!" "I HEARD THAT!" yelled Sam. "I am not Gay, its just that no girls seem to my liking." Sam said more to himself than to Gollum. Mumble "Gay hobbit," mumble. "HEY! My mom said I was special not gay! And to ignore evil demented hobbits who say that because they're just jealous!" "My preciousssss..... He is talking to usss!" Sam walks over to Frodo and sits down, then turns to talk to him. "You know Frodo, If he tries to hurt you, I'll always protect you?" Frodo looks at
Sam and scotches away from Sam.
"FAT GAY HOBBT!" "I HEARD THAT!" Sam gets up and chases Gollum. HE tackles Gollum and slaps him girlishly. "ewwww..... The fat gay hobbitses is touching me! "
I know its not much, but I will be posting more soon! Please review!