I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or the Mission: Impossible references
If this story resembles any others it is purely coincidental.
Mission: Improbable
Three unacquainted men must meet to stop the world as they know it from collapsing. They have to save their own identities by saving one of them.
Time: Unknown - Place: Somewhere in the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow picked up the spyglass that flew in his porthole and looked through it. A strange image appeared on the glass.
"Your mission should you choose to accept it, is to save one of you. Your teammates have been chosen for you. You are to be on deck at sunrise tomorrow. You may bring one person with you. Failure of you to do so would result in failure of you to live. Yet you still have a choice to choose this mission."
Jack looked in the thing as the picture of a boat rocked on the glass he was looking into. It actually made him a little seasick, yet the boat kept on rocking, and the man kept on talking.
"This message will self destruct in five seconds, or how long it takes you to drink a bottle of rum."
The image of the boat blew up and Jack quickly threw the thing out the porthole. He watched as it self destructed in mid air.
He made his eyes big, drew his head back and stroked his beaded beard. Tomorrow would prove to be an interesting day.
Time: Still Unknown - Place: Either America or London, noone is quite sure.
Mr Willy Wonka took the large glasses handed to him by the small Oompa Loompa.
"Thank you." The little man nodded in response.
The candy maker put the glasses on, and was shocked when the glasses turned into a TV, he wondered why he didn't invent something like that. Oh yeah, it didn't involve chocolate.
Willy saw a plump short man deliver a message to him.
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save one of you. Be standing in front of your factory at sunrise tomorrow. You may bring one person with you. Your other teammates have been chosen for you. If you should fail to do so, you will fail to exist. This message will self destruct in five seconds."
Willy quickly took the glasses off and watched at they exploded dangerously close to him. He wondered what he would need to pack for a mission.
Time: 2004 - Place: Tashmore Lake
Mort Rainey was sitting at his computer when a picture of a talking dog came on the screen.
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save one of your own. You may bring along your other personality. Be standing in front of your house at sunrise. Failure to do so would result in you death. This message will self destruct in five seconds."
Mort Rainey quickly grabbed his last cigarette and ran from his computer which quickly blew up.
"Shit."