I groaned and rolled out of my comfortable bed. Someone was knocking on my door at the ungodly hour of three in the morning. I opened the door to see Steve Rogers, who didn't look happy. I yawned and glared at him openly.
"You do know what time it is, correct? Or are you still running off of seventy years of sleep?" I snapped
"No, I was wondering why Tony Stark is up stairs singing This is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco?" Steve asked angrily
"Well, we were hanging out, or rather I was hanging out with Tony while he got drunk, and I was playing music on my phone. It was the last song that was played…and how did you know what he was singing?" I replied suddenly realizing what the older man had said
"Shut up. Well you caused this so you need to take care of it." Steve said before turning and leaving
"But it's not my fault he's shit faced!" I yelled down the hall
"You can still deal with him." Steve replied
"Stupid drunk idiot." I grumbled slipping on a pair of Ninja Turtles slippers
I walked up stairs and found the drunk superhero singing horribly off key on the couch. I face palmed and looked for the bottle of whiskey he had earlier. I found it sitting on the coffee table, I picked it up and took a swig for myself before turning to Stark who had a glazed look on his face.
"Come on buddy time for bed," I grumbled heaving the man off the couch
"Where are we going Shadow?" Stark slurred
"I'm Annabel, and we are going to your room so you can sleep off all the alcohol you drank." I replied half dragging the billionaire.
"But I don't wanna! I wanna go for a ride in my Iron Man suit and save the world! JARVIS! Prep my suit," Stark said
"So help me god JARVIS if you give him one of his god damned suits I will disconnect you." I snarled heading for the elevator
"Yes Miss. Hope, would you like me to open the elevator and have it arrive on Mr. Stark's floor?" the AI asked
"Yes, that would be helpful." I said sighing and hauling Tony forward
"What are you two doing?" Banner asked as the elevator opened
"Well Iron drunk here got caught by Captain-Asshole drunk. Now I have to drag his drunk ass to his room cause he can't handle his whiskey." I said using my own personal nick name for the good Captain and drunk billionaire
"I see, and why does your breath smell like whiskey?" Banner asked
"I had one drink…only way to deal with a drunk Stark." I said setting the drunk on the floor of the elevator
"Mr. Banner it seems that your floor has arrived." JARVIS said before the Doctor could say anything
"Right, coffee." Banner said walking off the elevator
The doors slid shut and I felt someone playing with one of my slippers. I jerked my foot away angrily and stood still. I wished that I could kill the very annoying man. He was drunk and I hadn't help with that fact. I had stopped at one drink. Stark wrapped one of his arms around my leg and held my leg as the elevator opened
"Lord give me the strength not to commit murder," I mumbled bending down and hauling Stark to his feet.
I completely dragged Tony to him and Pepper's room, happy she had left for some trip to Germany. I opened the door and dumped the drunk Avenger on his bed and yanked his shoes off, deciding it was the nice thing to do. I sighed and went back to my room and found the open bottle of whiskey outside my bedroom door with a note.
You deserve a drink or two (or the rest of the bottle)
Enjoy, Banner