Magi: I do believe I failed to notice there are absolutely no Yaoi stories that I have made yet, they all are strait... hmm... WELL! in celebration of the fact that I've recently found someone in my un-mentally challenged town to talk about Yaoi and Yuri with: I give you a reader insert from adventure time. Maybe after I'll make strait pairings for the conscious male reader, until then, ENJOY!

Gumball x MALE! Reader

Well... Gumball in my opinion is a nerdy-gay as a rainbow pony perfect for my first Yaoi, so no bitching please! If you guys want I, I might make more like this.

(Name) stormed his way up the side of the mountain. The snow mountain matter-o-factly. You know, the one in the Ice Kingdom. Anyway, somehow, Gumball had gotten kidnapped by the Ice Queen, and he was going to rescue him. Not Fionna, not Cake, just (Name). He was the last of them. The last knight.

Well to make a tired writer happy, he, already up the annoyingly high mountain mind you, darted through the halls, and over to the cell. There was his pink prince laying on the cold ground. He looked like he was shivering.

In reality he was because of the Ice Queen, all the things she had done to him. Silently crying, he tried to shake the cold off of him, but he couldn't, he just couldn't. It was so unbearably cold inside. He was missing something. He missed his room, his isolation where everything was sane, and he had science to comfort him. Fionna was long since dead, so was poor Cake, there were no hero's left. Everyone was gone, everyone except (Name). (Name) was always there, just never seen. Always a background guy. Gumball didn't know whether to get his hopes up or just stop believing that someone was going to save him.

"Miss me?" said (Name) with a smirk, but the attitude wasn't cocky, it was more dignified.

Gumball thought the Ice Queen was playing a trick on him, so he didn't look and shut his eyes tighter and buried his face. She did that with Fionna and Cake after she... murdered them. It hurt every time he thought about it, if the evil bitch got his (Name), he would just die. Not because he was just his way out of this hole, but because after a little while, Gumball actually started to develop feeling for him.

"Bitch!" (Name) was shocked at this, and a little hurt, but he kind of understood who that was really directed towards. "How dare you impersonate the ones you kill!" He pointed a finger at him, but still refused to open his eyes.

(Name) sighed and responded. "It's really me Gum-"

"Stop tormenting me vile witch! I've fell for it way too much to fall for it once more! YOU!" He pointed the finger more menacingly and accusingly at (Name). "-Are! EVIL! You killed the one person who mattered most to me!"

(Name) was taken aback by this surprising turn of events. (Name) had a tiny crush on the Prince, but thought he wasn't important enough to court him. (Name) quickly shook it off thinking he meant it some other way, there was no way...

"NO! Stop it! Cut the act Ice Queen!" by this time he was crying. Salty tears dripping down his pink face. "I loved him!" Gumball shouted not caring any more, his love was dead. It may have taken being kidnapped by a sadistic Ice wizard to realize that, but now he will see him in the next world, for the 'Ice queen' would surely strike him dead for even saying such a thing.

(Name), eyes still wide, grabbed the keys off the wall and opened the cage. He walked in and took off his helmet. He grabbed Gumball's shoulders and tried to get to his angle. Gumball, still stubborn as a pack mule, refused to open his eyes. (Name) sighed again and grabbed Gumball by the collar of his shirt and placed his lips on Gumball's. When he felt Gumball kiss back, he deepened it. When the need for the dreaded air came, they separated.

Gumball slowly fell back and carefully opened his eyes until they were half-lidded. To his utter joy, there was his knight, his everything, his (Name).

His (Name). Gumball blushed at what just happened. (Name) did too, although he looked like nothing compared to cherry-tomato over there. (Name) chuckled and lifted Gumball up, bridle style.

They left the Ice castle and went home. A while later Gumball asked (Name) what happened to the Ice Queen and (Name) ran a hand through his (color) hair and sighed. AGAIN. He said "I took care of that Ice breathing bitch, don't you worry."

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER~

Magi: have to go for now, but as always REVIEW! and it's a one shot, but I could make more like it. unless it was horrible, in that case, don't tell me... I don't wanna know