Me:(WALKS ON STAGE AND SITS IN CHAIR) Welcome everyone to Hetalia Talk! Where we get to talk to our favorite nations and ask them stuff! Our first guest is... Italy!
Italy:(Skips onto the stage as audience cheers) CIAO, everyone!
(hugs me and sits down)
Me: Welcome, Italy, it's nice to finally see you in person!
Italy: It's nice to see you too and other bellas (referencing audience)
(Audiences cheers again)
Me: Anyway, let's get to talking!
Italy: Ve~okay!
Me:Here we go! What's your relationship with Germany?
Italy: We're the best of friends! We talk, eat, train, hug, kiss, and sleep together!
(Yaoi fan girls squeal from audience)
Me: First interview and already most of my audience are getting nosebleeds.
Italy: They look very happy!
Me: You really can't read the atmosphere?
Italy: Huh? You have the book? Could you lend me and America that. Everyone saidweI should read it.
Me: No, Italy-*sighs* Nevermind...
Italy: Hey, do have any pasta?
Me: (Hands him a dish of pasta) Here.
Italy: Grazie! (starts eating)
Me: You're welcome! And that's all the time we have for today, see you next time!
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