Disclaimer: I don't Own Twilight D: Edward D: Jasper D: or any other characters TT But I do own This random short idea get your own!! .

Fanfiction

"Hey Edward what'cha doing?" Alice asked skipping in to Carsile's study.
"Nothing Alice." I mumbled continuing to search on how to read this stuff.
"Fan fiction?" She asked looking over the sight.
"Reading not writing." I answered scrolling down the screen.
"What do the slashes mean between character names?" She asked again.
"Fights?" I guessed. But traditionally it was vs. right?
"Oh, click on the Jacob/Edward one I bet you win." Alice said assuming with me.
"Did you see that in the future?" I chuckled.
"No…common sense." She giggled back.
We both laughed.
I clicked the icon. Alice made this face: O.O
I made this face: O.o
Bella came up behind us then.
"Hey guys what are you looking at?" . . . "WHAT!! Eww! You and Jake!!"

If vampires could die by things that burned their eyes and rotted there minds then we would all be dead…..

If this absurd fan fiction were true….I swear…..

Emmet came in then. "What's with the commotion?" He looked at the screen and went out into a roar of laughter.

Rose walked up and made a snippy remark. " And I thought loving a human was odd…."
Bella made a face as Rose, she apologized.

Carsile and Esme came in. Disturbed struck there face to. I heard Carsile think of accepting my gayness…

We all looked to see who wrote this and the username read:

WereWolf in La PushJB

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