Quatre and His Cookies
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam
Wing. SO SUCK IT UP AND SPIT IT OUT! *mwahahahaha*
Note: I ain't insultin' Ketty, I
think he's kawaii like alotta yas. ^_^;;
~*~
Quatre
hummed the Easy-Bake song happily whilst he put his cookie dough into the oven.
"La
la la la la! Cookin' is so easy, with Easy Bake! Make a cookie! Cookie's are
your friends!" he sang, in his pink apron, decorated with roses and lace. "I
love cookies!"
He
tapped his foot, humming the Easy-Bake song and waiting for the cookies to
bake. Ten minutes later…
He
placed a perfectly round, hemispherical, chocolatey chocolate chip cookie on
the base of his Cookie Monster Shrine.
"O
great Cookie Monster, may your crumbs be small indeed!" he 'prayed'. (No
offense, I'm not implying that he's Godless or anything, it just sounded funny.
^^)
The
Cookie Monster said nothing in reply. Quatre looked on the ground,
disappointed.
"O
wise one, why do you not answer my faithful-ness?!" he sobbed, beating his
hands on the ground.
He
looked on the base, where the cookie should be, and chirped with happiness.
"O
great one! You accepted my gift! That is good enough for me, O Cookie Monster!"
he sang, kissing the poster's feet.
He
skipped off, to get groceries for…more cookies.
"Oh
beautiful, for chocolatey gleam, for sugar oh so sweet! For crumbly crumbs, and
messed up teeth, oh cookie you shall prevail! Chocolate Chip, Cookies! CC,
Cookies, Cookie Monster shall shed his crumbs on thee! And crown, they chips,
with sugar, coating, from milk to milky glass!" he made up,(yeah, I know, that
sucked), and skipped to it.
"La
la la la la! CHOCOLATE! CHIP! COOKIES!"
Duo
and Hilde stopped-um-yeah, in their bedroom, and glanced out the window to see
a happy Quatre skipping, and singing.
"Has
he always been like this?" asked Hilde.
"Uhh…"
said Duo, unable to answer.
"I'll
take that as a yes," said Hilde. Duo merely nodded in agreement, and started
doing-um-yea, again.
Quatre
skipped through the doors of Food Colony, and bout twenty 50lb bags of flour,
twenty 50lb bags of sugar, etc.
A
hungry Wufei spied on him, nibbling on the cookie that the Cookie Monster
should've gotten.
"Hwe
should wameke wmore," he growled, spewing cookie crumbs and spit everywhere.
"JUSTICE! FOR THE HUNGRY WUFEI!"
Several
people nearby jumped, and ran, when the saw the crumb & spit covered Wufei
screaming "JUSTICE!".
"What'd
I do?" asked a confused Wufei. "JUSTICE, DAMMIT!"
Quatre
put all this down, and gave the dude his sister's card.
"Happy
BAKING!" shouted Quatre to the dude.
"Uh,
like, happy baking? Duude, same to you, like happy baking!" said the 'dude'.
Wufei
stalked Quatre half-way there, but was caught by none other than Releena
Peacecraft.
"Wufei!"
she scolded. "Why are you stalking poor Quatre-chan home? May I ask?"
"Cause
I'm hungry, woman! Weakling! Let go of me!" he screamed, and lashed out at her.
Releena
shrieked and dropped him, and Wufei made as if to run, but was caught by Heero.
"WUFEI!
YOU HURT RELEENA!" he bellowed, and whipped out a gun. Wufei wet his pants and
ran home, but ran into Treize.
"Hello,"
welcomed Treize.
"GET
OUTTA MY WAY, ROSE-FREAK!" he yelled, and ploughed through him.
"Now
what ever gave him the idea of me liking roses?" said Treize, looking down at
his shoes, topped with roses, his pants, embroidered with roses, his shirt,
covered with roses and a rose in his breast pocket, and shrugged. "Must've been
a lucky guess, I'd say."
~*~
To be continued…
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*~Ryo-chan
Ryo's Corner
"HAPPY BAKING!"
