"All women are queens, Mineta!"
Midoriya's cries fell on deaf ears, as Mineta readied himself to leap up to Midoriya's level.
"It's over, Mineta! I have the high ground!"
But the other ignored his cries and sent himself soaring up towards the human broccoli with a battle cry of;
"IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOT!"
The broccoli with legs sliced clean through the legs of the airborne grape and sent him flying back down to the beach of molten rock.
"You were the chosen one, Mineta! You were destined to bring balance to the fandom, not destroy it!"
The soon to be raisin clawed his way up the rocky shore, attempting to escape his fiery doom.
"You were my classmate, Mineta! I tolerated you!"