authors note:

MC isn't a name so anyway, now the main character's name is Micha okay, it's fine, okay

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Micha was sitting in some dead lady's apartment and listening to electro-pop on full blast. A red haired policeman came to her apartment and said: "Citizen your music is too loud and incredibly terrible."

She said, "Okay I will turn it off." Then she realized, oh wowzers, is that police officer actually 707? Yes, it is! That prankster, he is posing as an officer hahaha that's a federal offense, that's a good one.

"What are you doing here 707?" She asked.

"Your music is horrible and I do not want police coming in here with the possibility of tripping the live wire to the bom-" 707 suddenly had a violent hacking fit. Was that a hairball. He continued, "I mean, I'm just joking with you! Wow, Micha, you're even cuter in real life!"

It seemed like he tried to wink but it looked more like a violent eye spasm.

"Okay. You look taller in your pictures," Micha answered.

"Oh," 707 said.

"Do you want to come inside?" Micha asked.

"I'm not going anywhere nearer to this place than I have to what with the bom-" 707 had another coughing fit. That was definitely a hairball. "I'll get going now, then!" 707 blew a kiss and continued, "Goodbye, my princess~ Haha, didn't I just sound like Zen?"

"Not really."

"Oh."

"Well. Goodbye," Micha said and closed the door in 707's face politely.

Micha didn't really have anything to do, as usual, so she called Zen.

Zen didn't pick up. 'That's what I get for calling during his business hours,' Micha did not think. She didn't think that. Micha was not a very considerate person.

Micha left a voice message: "Hello. Please call me back. You hot potato. You couldn't hear it but I just winked in real life. You can probably hear a weird noise in the background, but that's just me plunging the toilet. It got clogged earlier. You don't want to know how. Okay, goodbye." She hung up.

Micha decided to indulge in her other hobbies to pass the time. It was then that she remembered that she didn't have any hobbies other than going to junkyards and smashing old cars with a sledgehammer for spare parts. But all she could think of now was Zen. He was so hot. Also it wasn't like there was much of anything better to think about.

She decided to call the least hot member of the RFA to pass the time.

"Hello Yoosung," she said into the phone.

"Oh, hi there Micha! I'm so happy you called," Yoosung chirped happily from the other end.

"Why," Micha asked.

"Well, I'm always in the mood to talk to you!" Yoosung said, uncharacteristically smooth.

"Yes."

"I've been playing LOLOL all morning,, I think my eyes are burning now.."

"That's good."

"Um.. haha..yeah?"

"This was a good talk," Micha said.

"Oh - I - okay, um, I guess you're busy? Talk to you soo-"

Micha had hung up the phone. Okay, that killed a whole minute, that was good.

Micha ate a sandwich and some prunes for lunch.

It tasted so bland she cried. She didn't have eyes even though she could see so Maybe she was actually sweating. Ew.

Getting banned from the junkyard was her lowest moment. Well, maybe one of her top 10. But she didn't know what she would do without Zen - She meant the RFA. Not just Zen.

And that is just the beginning of how the lost soul of Micha learned to love Zen and his Sweet Bod. I mean how she learned to love the RFA in general.

The end.