Cassie, Cass and Sabriel
Rated K+ for Very Minor Language and Homoerotic Subtext
Humor
Dean W/Sam W
Summary: DIALOUGE ONLY. Sam points out an interesting detail in Dean's social life. Dean is not amused.
Disclaimer: If I owned SPN, Destiel and Sabriel would be totally canon. And Homoerotic Subtext, wouldn't be just subtext.
"Hey, Dean?"
"Yeah, Sammy?"
"Remember Cassie?"
"Of course I remember her. Why?"
"Well . . . I ah, noticed something the other day."
"Yeah? And what might that be?"
" . . . Cassie. Cass."
"What's your point?"
"I don't know, Dean. I just think it's kind of funny how the only people, besides family, you've ever truly cared about are Cass and Cassie."
"SHUT UP, SAM!"
"What? It's not my fault you're in denial about being totally gay for Cass."
"I'M NOT GAY FOR CASS!"
"Keep telling yourself that, Dean."
"Should I mention Gabriel then, huh?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Oh, don't give me that 'Puppy-dog, I'm-so-innocent-Casey-Anthony' crap! I hear the things you two do! These walls are thin, y'know!"
"Casey Anthony was so not innocent."
"Well, obviously. And neither are you, so quit changing the subject!"
"I'm not changing the subject."
"You so are."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Shut up Sam, I'm trying to watch Dr. Sexy."
"Jerk."
"Bitch."
FIN!