"The wind is blowing slightly, solemnly, subtly, it, OH DANG! Not again! That always happens when I've got a good poem in my head. My hair has stuck to my lips!"
Ghiraham carefully pulls off the hair on his lips.
"Sigh. I'm almost OUT of lipstick, and now I have to redo my outer layer!"
He then takes out his makeup bag, digs for his black lipstick, and reapplies the top layer going around his lips several times until it's all gone.
" I guess I'll go pester that little fairy boy…..and stop by Malo Mart and pick up the rest of his stock on makeup."
Ghiraham cautiously puts back his makeup bag and teleports to Malo Mart. Once he arrives, he is greeted by the elder Gorons.
"It's a, beautiful day, so come on and stay, at the Malo Mart!"Sings the elderly trio.
"Do you even get paid to do this?"Asks Ghiraham
"I am not paid to say, yes we do!"Replies the one
"…..Do you have any cosmetics?"
"Sadly no"
"How long till they arrive?"
"at the rate we're going, about a month."
"How 'bout earrings? You MUST have earrings!"
"Sorry, Link came and bought the last pair, his were broken off by Chu-Chu."
"GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Angrily, Ghiraham teleports all over the place, desperately trying to find him. When he does it's at the place where he least expected him to be.
"What would Fairy Boy be doing at Tingles Rosy Rupee Land?"
Ghiraham rushes in. to be greeted by Link, standing at the door. He cut a rope with his sword and the box on the ceiling opened. Revealing the items of Ghirahams fate.