Disclaimer: I do not own Rocky Horror or Shock Treatment. Richard O'Brien owns it all. Lucky him. He's lucky, I'm lucky, your lucky, we're all lucky! HAHAHA ... Umm yeah.

Plot Summary: It's Valentines day and Frank experiments with a love potion. But it leaks and the gas fills the castle, en-toxicating every one inisde it - except from Rocky who is immune to everything. Everyone falls in love with the wrong person and its up to Frank's latest experiment to put things back to normal!

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"Pass me some of that red stuff..." Frank demanded. Riff Raff sighed and reached over to retrieve a bottle of red liquid. His hand slipped as he took it, causing the glass bottle to fall to the floor and shatter. The red liquid oozed over the lab floor.

"Dammit!" Riff Raff said, stooping to pick up the glass.

"You're utterly useless Riff Raff!" Frank snapped, "MAGENTAAA!" He yelled.

A few moments later Magenta, Riff Raff's sister and the maid of the castle, came rushing into the lab. She pushed her poofy auburn hair out of her ivory coloured face.

"Yes master?" She asked in a heavy accent.

"Clean up whatever you're God damned brother knocked over this time!" Frank ordered.

Magenta went to retrieve a mop and bucket, then returned and started to clean the mess.

"Here, I'll help you..." Riff Raff leant over to take the mop from Magenta, thus knocking over yet another bottle.

"My experiment!" Frank shrieked as liquid flew everywhere, splashing the walls and the floor.

White smoke started to rise, wrapping the lab in its mist. The three breathed in the sweet toxic scent. They felt woozy and light headed, as though drugs we're circulating through their blood streams. Magenta leant dreamily on her mop, Frank looked at her.

"Oh Frank ... I've never realised how ... muscular voo are!" Magenta commented in a dreamy voice different to her normal one.

"Your hair ... its lovely ... like a bush ... a big red bush" Frank replied, his voice also in a tranced state.

Riff Raff glared at the two of them, though his face also held a vacant expression. Frank leaned closer to Magenta, his eyes boring deep into her own. There was a grunt and they all turned to look.

"Rocky!" Frank cried, snapping out of his hypnotic state.

Magenta shook her head and continued to mop the floor again.

"Leave both of you. Rocky and I require ... some alone time" Frank smiled.

Magenta looked at him longingly, her scarlet mouth open. Riff Raff pulled on her arm, leading her out of the lab. Columbia was outside, practising her tap dancing down the long hall. Riff Raff dropped Magenta's arm, gazing at Columbia. Columbia turned and noticed the two siblings stood there.

"Oh Magenta ... Riff Raff ... Riff Raff" She said, her voice not quite as high pitched as usual.

"Columbia ... has anyone ever told you what a terrific tap dancer you are?" Riff Raff replied. Columbia giggled and blushed.

"I've heard it some where" She shrugged.

Riff Raff grinned. Magenta poked him with her mop and he jumped.

"Riff! Snap out of zit!" Magenta snapped.

"Yes of course, I'm sorry my darling sister. Bye Columbia..." Riff Raff started to limp down the hall and got into the elevator. Magenta followed.

"Vhats going on, Riff?" She asked.

"What do you mean?" Riff Raff replied.

"Voo know! Me and Frank ... voo and Columbia. Zits not normal. Zits something to do vith ze potion" Magenta explained.

"I couldn't help it" Riff Raff apologised, "As soon as I saw Columbia then I was spell bound. Though I hate the girl!"

"Same with ze master - I mean Frank! But it zeems everything zis back to normal now..." Magenta said. Riff Raff smiled.

"Yes, and it also seems we have some time alone..." He said, stroking his sisters arm. Magenta smiled back.

"Vonderful..." She said.

The elevator came crashing to a halt half way down.

"Oh no, we're stuck in here..." Riff Raff said in a voice full of sarcasm.

"Vondeful..." Magenta repeated.

Riff Raff clutched Magenta and started to suck on her neck, Magenta shrieked with pleasure. It was going to be a long night...

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Not one of my best pieces. Went rather quickly. Don't really know where its going. I'll just make it up as I go along! R&R :)