A.N.: All characters mentioned in this story belongs to Nintendo

Waluigi's Party

By:1KamZ

Chapter 1

Waluigi is the most hated person in Mushroom Kingdom. No one likes him, not even his pet Chain Chomp outside in the backyard. Sure Wario is a good partner to him, but he only uses the tall guy to do activities that are too dangerous for anyone to do. On a normal day in a different area in Mushroom Kingdom, Waluigi was sitting calmly in the living room in his big filthy house while watching some television and drinking some hot coffee.

"Eh nothing to watch!", he mumbled, flipping channels on his TV.

Suddenly, he heard the doorbell rang and was quickly annoyed, not expecting any visitors today. He opened the door and saw no one in sight but a blueberry pie on the ground in front of him.

"Heh heh what's this? Someone's giving me a free pie?" As he picked up the pie and began to take his bite, he was brutally punched in the face by a boxing glove that was hidden inside. The impact was so strong that it sent him to land right back into his living room.

After being knocked out for several minutes, he awoke and heard laughter coming from outside. He realized that the pie was a prank. "Damn kids!", he cried while rubbing his face in pain.

Waluigi has had enough, he felt that his hatred in Mushroom Kingdom is going to end today. He ran up to the his room and began planning his perfect idea to make himself the most likeable person around. While walking in circles thinking, many ideas popped into his head but he believed that most of them will fail miserably. After brainstorming for 2 hours and realizing that he can't find the perfect idea he gave up, so he heads into his living room to watch some more TV until a commercial came on. The commercial depicts a teenage boy planning to host a house party, so he can become the most coolest person in his neighborhood. The commercial caught Waluigi's attention as he kept his eyes on the TV screen. He quickly turns off the TV not knowing what else happens further in the commercial. Waluigi grinned as an idea finally appeared in that empty head of his. "I'm gonna host a party!" He decided to call his partner, Wario, to tell him about his plan and maybe for some assistance to get this party started.

"Hello Wario it's me, Waluigi. You busy?"

"Not at the moment what do you want?"

"I have a plan and I need your help so get over here now!"

"What's in it for me?"

"…Money."

Suddenly, Waluigi heard a car made a quick stop at his front yard surprising him a bit. The person exited out of the car and ran quickly to the front of Waluigi's door, knocking wildly. Waluigi opened his door and was shocked when he realized that it was Wario. "Wow that was fast", he muttered to himself.

"What I gotta do to get the cash?", Wario asked eagerly.

"Listen I'm hosting a party here and you're big and strong so I want you to move some stuff around", Waluigi replied.

Wario paused for a quick second and burst out in laughter unexpectedly, confusing Waluigi, wanting to know why his big friend was laughing at the last words that he said. "You mean a house party? Here?! I know you came up with a lot of dumb plans but this has got to be the most dumbest one yet!", he cried, seeing Waluigi fold his arms in contempt. "How about we make a bet. If this party fails then I take your house and everything inside", Wario said after he gets control of his laughter.

"And what do I get if this party actually works?", Waluigi asked with a raised eyebrow in wonder.

"Then you get my car, all of my money and I become your slave for the rest of my life", he said holding out his hand for a handshake. "Deal?"

Waluigi smirked as he always wanted Wario to become a minion to him. "Deal…", he finally said as they both made their handshake.

Waluigi pulls out a paper and began making a list of all the important things that they will need for this event. "Okay Wario, the first thing that we are going to start on is cleaning up this place", he said grabbing a broom and handing another one to Wario. They started cleaning around the dirty place, throwing away trash that was left on the floor and any other places, mopping up the slimy floors, and dusting off the couches. After several hours of cleaning, the Wario Bros. were finally finished, breathing in the fresh air from the now cleaned house. "Good, now the house is cleaned!", Waluigi sighed in relief.

"It's about time, now what's next?"

"Food and drinks", Waluigi replied.

"Don't worry I can handle that. What else is on the list?"

Waluigi gave him a curious glare, wondering what kind of food and drinks he's going too bring. "All's that's left are the invitations." While Wario goes out to get the food, he runs up to his room and begins working on the invitations. Wario entered minutes later, interrupting him as he brought a big bottle of liquor and showed it to him. His eyes popped open, caught on to Wario's idea for the drinks. "What are you doing with that?", he asked.

"I'm gonna put a little bit of this in the punch bowl", Wario replied.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?"

"Sure, why not? It's not like they're gonna know what we put in the drink anyway."

Waluigi shrugged as he continued on his invitations.

-Several minutes later-

"Done!", he said finishing the last one. He quickly ran downstairs and was surprised at the large amount of food that was packed in the kitchen. "Heh heh he's doing great helping me get this party started", he said to himself. Wario arrived now holding two big bottles of liquor in his hands.

"Oh there you are. Listen, I'm going out around Mushroom Kingdom to give everyone these invitations. Make sure that when I get back there's enough food and drinks for everybody."

"Alright man. Don't forget my money that you promised me."

Waluigi nodded as he exits out of his home. He goes around Mushroom Kingdom, giving invitations to local goombas and koopas, basically any person in the kingdom that he can find. He goes off to Peach's castle and gives one to Peach and Daisy but was upset when he saw Daisy rip up her invite and slammed the door in Waluigi's face. He arrives to the plumbers' home and only gave one to Mario, not wasting his time giving his rival, Luigi, an invite for obvious reasons. After he was finished, taking his walk back home he realized that he has forgotten the most important thing in every party, music.

" How could I have forgotten the music?!", he grumbled, running back to his place angry at himself for being so forgetful. He finally arrived to his home and quickly dashed inside, trying to find his partner. Wario came in and stared at the worried expression on his face.

"Jeez what the hell is wrong with you?"

"We have a problem. We forgot the music."

"No", Wario corrected him. "You forgot the music. Don't worry, while you were gone I called in DJ Koopa to come here and play the music for this so-called party."

Waluigi was quickly relieved of Wario cautiousness. "Well where is he?"

Wario carried him into his backyard and introduced him to a red shelled koopa troopa wearing dark shades that covered his entire eyes, testing out the music on his sound system. Waluigi was impressed.

"Well ya got everything now I want my money!", Wario demanded rudely, holding out his hand.

As they entered the house, Waluigi headed into his room and opened a safe that he keeps hidden behind a big picture frame near his bed, taking out 10,000 coins to give Wario. He came back into the living room holding the bag of money and caught sight of a huge grin on Wario's face. He gives him the bag and was disappointed when he noticed that Wario was taking his leave. "Where are you going?," he asked him.

"I'm getting out of here!"

"Don't you wanna stay at my party?"

"What are you talking about? No one's gonna waste their time coming here, its best that you should just give me your house because I've already won the bet."

Waluigi folded his arms and scoffed at Wario. "Oh yes they will."

Wario chuckled. "Alright then tell you what, I'll stay here so I can see how bad this will fail."

"Good", Waluigi replied as he sat on a nearby couch. " Now all we gotta do is wait for someone to arrive."

"Yeah if they come", Wario said as he sat on another couch near Waluigi, hearing the coins jingle in the bag while he tries resting it next to him.