Disclaimer: Is this really necessary every time? Oh well, I do not own Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy or the song "Tainted Love" By Marilyn Manson
Author's Note: This is what happens when Eddy nuts up and admits to Nazz that he likes her, but finds out she's already going out with Kevin. R&R please
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Tainted Love
Eddy decided that this was the day. This was the day he was going to tell Nazz how he really felt. He walked up to Nazz. "Nazz?" he asked, trying to get her attention. She turned to look at him and stood up. "Yeah Eddy?" Eddy began sweating and turned red. "I um... I... well, I like you." Nazz smiled sweetly, but her eyes had a look of uncertainty.
"Well, gee Eddy, I don't know what to say, but-" "Say that you like me back!" Eddy cut in, now drooling. "I was going to say that Kevin and I are already going out." Nazz said, putting it as kindly as she could. Kevin pulled up on his bike. "Ready, Nazz?" He asked her. He then looked over to Eddy. "What're you doing here, Dorky?" He jumped off his bike and threw Eddy into a garbage can.
"Did you really have to do that, Kevin?" Nazz asked, now irritated with Kevin. He turned on her. "Are you defending the dork?" Eddy had it, he was tired of being called a dork every day by the same big-chinned jerk who was going out with Nazz.
"Yeah, I am, what're you going to do about it?" She snapped. Kevin started to pretend to cry. "You're right, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it." "Yeah right." Eddy muttered under his breath. "Come on, let's just go." Nazz hopped on the bike and they rode off. Something had finally snapped in Eddy's brain. The thing that kept him from mercilessly beating Kevin down.
Sometimes
I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the
pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems
to go nowhere
I've lost my lights
I toss and turn I can't sleep
at night
Eddy got out of the trash can and went home. When he got home, he pulled out a weight set from somewhere in his attic.
Once
I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love
you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Now
I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't
really want any more from me
To make things right
You need
someone to hold you tight
You think love is to pray
I'm sorry I
don't pray that way
Eddy brought the weights down to his room and began working with increasingly heavier weights. Day and night he worked out until his muscles were strong enough to let him lift up everything in his room.
Once I ran
to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've
given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and
that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
"That's it Kevin, I've put up with you for too long, all you care about is beating up the Eds and your bike and keeping me to yourself. You're so self-absorbed!" Kevin was getting angry. "Well, what else am I supposed to do? They're gonna find out about our relationship soon anyway." Kevin yelled back.
Don't touch me
please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you
hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Touch me
baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby,
tainted love
Before either Nazz or Kevin could say anymore, the door exploded right in fron of them. And in its place stood Eddy. Angry, muscular, and fuming. "Kevin." Was all he said before charging. He grabbed Kevin and threw him up against the walls. After Kevin went unconscious, Eddy threw him into the trash can. Eddy turned to Nazz. He walked towards her slowly.
Once
I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love
you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted
love
"I'm sorry Nazz, I know that he's your boyfriend, but I had to do that, I couldn't let him get away with that." Nazz ran to Eddy and hugged him. "I was just about to leave him, you saved me the trouble." With that, Eddy kissed Nazz, passionately.
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