Chapter 1

A light breeze blows quietly through the clear air of the night. The clouds slowly drift away allowing the full moon of the night to shine down on a mobile home.

It can be hard to sleep sometimes at night and Colleen found herself having one of those nights, her eyes darted round in her head at rapid speed. She lay there in her bed listening intensely, was that the sound of a growl again,? outside in the undergrowth and bushes or was it her imagination playing tricks on her. After all she was getting old her mind was not what it used to be. Deciding she was just going abit batty Colleen turned over. Her eyes slowly closed clam down Colleen she told herself and relax sleep will soon be here. Her tense body started to relax she sighed allowing sleep to take its hold.

She was glad the growling had stopped, she could get to sleep now at last I wonder if I will have any raunchy dreams tonight she thought to herself.

Her eyes shot open, was that the sound of howling now? she sat up quickly grabbing and putting her dressing grown on, next she quickly shuffled her feet into her slippers and with rapid speed darted out of her mobile home forgetting to lock it and ran for The Summer Bay house.

Colleen, "Miles, Miles, Miles".

Miles opens the door.

Miles stands there sleepily rubbing his eyes.

Miles, "Colleen you paid your rent this Moring do you remember?"

Colleen "Miles?"

Miles, "Colleen?"

Colleen, "I didn't wake you did I?. You wasn't sleeping were you?"

Miles looks shocked by her question looking down at his watch.

Miles, "No Colleen I'm always awake at 3.30am."

Colleen not having seemed to of taken any notice of him carries on talking.

Colleen, "oh good Miles I have to tell you something".

Miles, "Oh really what's that Colleen? cant it wait until morning.?"

Colleen, "errrr its very important errrrrr"

Miles,"Oh good well see in tomorrow Colleen."

He starts to shut the door.

Colleen, "MILES"

He opens the door.

Miles, "Yes Colleen tell me the problem then."

Colleen, "ok Miles I heard… Miles?"

Miles, "What is it Colleen?"

Colleen, "Miles you look awful you should try and get more sleep at night."

Miles, "I would if I could Colleen."

Colleen, "I think you should are you having problems sleeping at night.?"

Miles says under his breath

Miles," Not problems sleeping, just problems with batty old women at my front door while I stand here in my wonder woman pjs."

Colleen, "Pardon"

Miles, "Oh nothing"

Colleen, "Anyway Miles I heard growling right outside my mobile home it was….."

Miles, "You heard growling.?"

Colleen, "Yes"

Miles "Maybe it was a dog?"

Colleen, "Oh no Miles it sounded like a wolf, I swear if I hadn't got out of my mobile home it would of eaten me"

Miles holds back a laugh.

Miles, "Now come on Colleen a wolf come on."

Colleen, "Oh yes it started howling too"

Miles is really laughing at this moment in time.

Miles, "Well there is a full moon tonight, well goodnight Colleen you are funny sometimes."

Miles goes to shut the door colleen stops him.

Colleen ,"Oh no I can't go back to my mobile home what if the wolf is still there."?

Miles, "Errrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Colleen, "I want you to come back with me and check things out for me."

Miles,"Errr I would love to help but I haven't got a torch you wouldn't want me falling over in the dark would you.?"

Colleen points to the table.

Colleen, "No torch hey?"

Miles, "No sorry buma eh?"

Colleen, "What's that on the table?, looks like a torch to me"

Miles sighs.

Miles, "Oh that would you believe our good luck?"

Miles grabs the torch looking down at it with hate in his eyes, he only wants to be in his nice warm bed, but no he can't be that lucky then he walks with bare feet out into the night with Colleen, dressing grown flowing behind him.

Miles is being pulled along be Colleen, as she shuffles through the darkness of the caravan park.

Colleen "Shhhhhh I heard the wolf right by that tree next to my mobile home."

Miles, "Ok calm down woman will you?"

Miles is red in the face trying to catch his breath, he shines his torch over to the tree

Colleen screams.

Colleen, "There's someone there I can see a figure."

Miles, "Shh" he walks forward waiting for his eyes to adjust he sees a man sitting under the tree.

Miles, "Heath?"

Heath turns his head.

Heath, Alright

Miles, "Heath what are you doing?"

Heath,"What you doing here?"

Miles, "I asked you the question first, what are you doing?"

Heath looks round unsure what to say it's like his looking for the answer to jump out at him.

Miles, "Well?"

Heath, "Errrrrrrrrrr star gazing."

He gazes up to the sky as, he hand gesturing up to the sky.

Miles, Oh are the stars good tonight?"

Heath, "There alright can't complain really, you know?"

Miles is unconvinced by this strange lie.

Miles, "Oh right that's good with the stars and all Heath, but I wonder if you can help me out with a question I have?"

Heath, "Yeah sure go ahead"

Miles, Good you see it's….."

Heath, Oh hang on its not a maths question is it?"

Miles, "No"

Heath, "Oh good I don't do good with numbers you see the confuse me."

Miles, "Don't worry won't mention numbers at all"

Heath, "Oh good go ahead then"

Miles, "Ok the troubling question I have is"

Heath, "Yes?"

Heath is nodding.

Miles, "Where are your clothes Heath?"

Heath, "Don't Know"

Miles, "What do you mean you don't know?"

Heath, "Lost them"

Miles, "Where did you lose them?"

Heath, "Cant remember"

Miles, "Ok." He slowly moves backwards.

Miles, "Here take this"

Heath, "What is it?"

Miles, "It's a leaf Heath"

Heath, "What's it for?"

Miles, It's for…"

Miles gestures down with his eyes.

Miles, "It's to cover your modesty"

Heath, "Come again my what? I have never heard that word before"

Miles, "Your manhood"

Heath, "My what?"

Miles sighs.

Miles, "Your trouser snake Heath"

Heath looks down frowning but a smile appears when he finally catches on to Miles's meaning.

Heath, "I got you now"

Miles nods.

Heath, "Hey it won't make the snake blotchy will it?"

Miles, "It's a leaf Heath"

Heath, "It won't make it itchy will it?"

Miles, "It's a leaf Heath"

Heath, "It's not poisonous?"

Miles, "It's a leaf Heath"

Heath, "Ok cool"

Heath covers his trouser snake (cough, cough) with the leaf.

Miles, Ok Colleen lets leave Heath and his leaf to carry on with his naked star gazing, Colleen?"

Colleen, "I feel rather queasy Miles."

She falls into Miles's arms.

Back at Summer Bay house Miles helps the fainted Colleen onto the sofa, Miles jumps as he see's Alf standing watching him from the kitchen.

Alf, Sorry Miles I heard some noise so I came downstairs for some water"

Colleen muttering to herself, Alf and Miles haven't noticed

Colleen"His a werewolf"

Alf, "Flaming heck Miles you look like you seen a ghost or something"

Miles, "I am scared for life I think"

Alf, "Oh"

Miles, "I have just seen Heath Braxton naked"

Alf, "His a dirty mongrel"