Misunderstandings
It was a fine sunny day, link was walking around the base when he passed Dr. Cockroach's room. He could hear two voices, one being Susan's and the other was Dr. Cockroach's. Link grinned and leaned in close placing his ear on the closed door.
"Are you ready my dear?" Dr. Cockroach said.
"Yes I'm ready." Susan said. Link lifted an eyebrow.
"Are they firm and round?" she asked.
"Yes they are." He replied.
"Not to heavy?" She asked.
"No, they are perfect." He stated. Link cocked an eyebrow wandering.
"Let's see if it fits." Susan said quietly.
"You sure your ready for this?" Dr. C asked.
"Yes Dr. I am." She said.
"Don't worry I'll be gental. Link's eyes widen and his jaw dropped.
"Just don't push too hard." Susan said. there was a pause, link then heard clothing rustling. "Ah!" Susan yelped in pain.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt you?" He asked.
"Just go a little slower please." She said softly. Link heard groans coming from both Susan and Dr. C. "Push harder Dr!" Susan said.
"I am my dear." Dr. C replied back. Link's eye started to twitch when he heard them panting. "There a perfect fit." Dr. C said panting heavily.
"Thank you Dr." Susan said sweetly. Link shivered and ran to find Bob bouncing a red ball.
"Wow Link, looks like you ate a bad fish again." Bob stated.
"I didn't eat a bad fish Bob, I just witnessed something really nasty. Dr. Cockroach and Susan were doing a nasty thing." Link stated.
"What nasty thing?" Bob asked. Link turned around to see Dr. Cockroach and Susan walking into the room.
"You two!" Link pointed a accusing finger at them.
"What about us?" They asked in unison.
"You were going something nasty in the room!" Linked yelled at them. Dr. C and Susan looked at one another.
"Dr. Cockroach made me some earrings and was helping me put them in see." Susan showed Link the pair of pearl earrings in her ears.
"What did you think we were doing Link?" Dr. C asked. Link just smaked his hand over his eyes and said.
"Don't worry about it."
*sorry i was in the mood to make a sexual inuendos. *