ok, i dont have a beta for this one, so let me know what you think.
If i owned NCIS, Jeanne would be dead, tony and ziva would be together and jen... you can probably guess. oh, and vance would have been shot before he came into it.
tivaloveforever
ps, i clearly dont, but i can dream...
"Aha! Now that i where you are wrong, Zee-vah!" Tony exclaimed loudly to the attractive Israeli walking alongside him. "I did not play volleyball. I was a football player."
"You, my little hairy butt? You are not tough enough." Ziva replied sweetly. She looked surprised to see a tall blonde draped across Tony's chair. She scowled as she heard this woman call her boyfriend hairy butt. How had she seen his butt?
"Ah. This... this is my girlfriend, Leanne. Leanne, this is Ziva." Zive extended her hand. Leanne looked at it disdainfully. "Why were you calling Anthony hairy butt?" She said sharply.
"Nice to meet you too. And I have seen his hairy butt." Ziva replied innocently.
"How? Were you two together?" She demanded. Tony looked bemused.
"No. We were on an undercover mission, and we had to pretend to..." She trailed off.
"Ha. Should have known he wouldn't get together with you..." Tony yelped as Ziva's hand flew to her hip. He grabbed her, pinning her arms down and stopping her from pulling out her gun.
"Anthony!" Leanne looked outraged.
"What?! Do you want shooting?" He hissed, holding onto a struggling Ziva.
"Get over here." Tony trotted obediently after her. "you clearly have chemistry with her. Im not competing for you, so we shouldn't see each other. Im sorry Tony."
"Me and Ziva?" He laughed. "Nah, were just friends. Honest."
"No, there's something there. So, make a go of it. Bye, Tony." She walked off. Ziva came over to him.
"What was that about?"
"I don't know. Do you want to go for a drink?"
"Sure." They walked out of the office, smiling. Abby Scuito smiled. Mabye her plan was working. They would be together by the end of the month. Hopefully.
ok, just a little one-shot. review please, to tell me what you think.