It just didn't make sense!
They could never get married, of course. It would just be outrageous. She was far too pretty for the stupid pretty boy. She didn't need a man who could use his legs, she needed a man who could overcome adversity! And she definitely didn't need a man with the same last name as her.
What would she be called? After being Tina Cohen-Chang her whole life, becoming Tina Chang would be like she was choosing her mother, and ignoring her father.
The alternative was to become Tina Cohen-Chang-Chang.
Well that'd just be stupid.
Fricking Mike.