Ten Things a Shinobi Should Never Say on a First Date

Summary: A list of the things a shinobi should never say to the woman of his dreams on their first date.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Shino/Temari

Ten Things Never to Say on the First Date:

1. You decided to wear that on our first date?

Shino Aburame wasn't exactly an idiot, but he also wasn't exactly smart either. He was usually very serious and also very blunt in his speech. The love-struck young shinobi was standing outside of the Yamanaka Flower Shop, waiting for his date with a bouquet of white lilies in his hand and his eyes fixated on the ground in front of him.

The pattering of feet running towards him caught his attention, but he did not look up, thinking it was merely a passer-by. The young shinobi of the Sand ran up to his side, calling to him.

"Shino! Hey! I'm here!"

He looked up. The young blonde shinobi standing in front of him was smiling and posed like a superhero with her hands on her fists.

"Awe, are those for me?" she cooed, reaching out for the lilies that he handed her without thinking. He was so busy staring at her outfit that he didn't notice the bouquet removed from his hands.

"Uh… yeah…" he said, suddenly unable to speak. She always seemed to do that, make him unable to talk.

Slowly heat rose to his cheeks as he continued to stare at her outfit. It was a cute mini skirt with a white t-shirt. She looked extremely cute, mostly because her long dirty blond hair was tied back in one single long ponytail.

"So, where are we going tonight?" Temari asked him, smiling her bright smile as the sun began to slowly sink into the darkness of the surrounding trees and buildings.

"Uh…"

He couldn't stop staring at her skirt, mostly, because it was… just… so… short….

"Shino? Is something wrong?"

Shino was rather lucky he wore sunglasses even in the dark because Temari couldn't tell he was staring at her skirt. She moved closer to him, putting a hand to his forehead, helping to make the usually calm shinobi begin to sweat a little.

"Uh…" his voice sounded rather clam as she leaned closer to his face to try and look at his eyes, as his sunglasses slipped down his nose a little so their eyes met.

"You're turning all red! Are you sick?" she asked, having to standing on her tiptoes to look at him closely.

"Y-You… decided to wear that on our first date?"

Shino almost regretted his words the very millisecond he uttered them.

Naruto was walking quietly home, engrossed in a book before he almost tripped over a body laying in front of Ino's flower shop.

"Oi! Shino! Hey! Someone help! He's bleeding!"

-Heh just popped into my head. The rest will probably be as short. I actually like the idea of Shino and Temari getting together, but I'm not really sure why… Oh well. Thanks for reading!

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