Mary Sue's and the Narrator
Harry Potter
Disclamor: Even though i wish i could own Harry Potter, I do not. J.K rowling does. The mary sue's are from other story's as well, yet the Narrator is mine.
"So our story starts here...as it usually does in these horrible fan fictions, where a mary sue lies." The narrator proclaimed sitting in IT's own compartment, watching 4 or 5 mary sue's walk in. "Yes, they all seem to have their own personalities...but wait what is this?", the Narrator looked them all over, and cried in agony. One Mary - sue came over and fell into the seat, she looked depressed, but ever so beautiful. Nothing about her seemed imperfect, yet she was a goth? The narrator laughed internally, but you could only see IT shift. The mary sue gave an introduction on her life, and we soon learned that she was named, Crystal. Her father raped her and her mother was a crack whore. She eventually moved from the U.S.A, because you had no freedom their. The narrator continued to shift, which automaticly ment that IT was trying to keep from laughing at the 'poor' girl. She was entering her 4th year, though she had never attended a magic school in her life. Also, her boyfriend was none other, then the dead Cedric Diggory. The narrator finnaly laughed at her, and couldn't stop. Crystal acted shock, and ran out of the compartment.
The narrator sighed, as another mary sue sat next to it. This mary sue was from Japan, she was also a exchange student. Another weird fact, she was from Sailor Moon, the lost character. The narrator, never have watched anime in IT's life, looked confused. From then on, the lost character, gave an introduction. The narrator poisoned ITself mentally. This person was none other then Sailor Earth, she was born on earth, and had all the attacks. From Wind, to Ice, fire, and darkness, you name it, she possessed it. She also had never attended a magic school, and was sent here to protect harry potter, from Lord Voldemort, since he was her father. 'How original' the narrator thought, and watched Sailor Earth ramble on continously. IT never found out what year she was attending, only the fact that she was reincarnated from Kikyo, on inuyasha. "Righto, NEXT!" the Narrator yelled, and pushed Sailor Earth out of the compartment
A tall blonde girl, who very tan, and had piercing blue eyes that could kill, stepped up next to the Narrator. The narrator sighed, and patted the seat, and noted this was going to be a long ride. She sat down, and looked at the narrator seductively putting a hand on IT's leg, while smiling her perfectly straight white teeth. "No, none of that!" The narrator exclaimed, pushing the girl's hand off. She looked stricken, at the fact that she was turned down. Nonetheless, she gave her bio. She was from a nun. school, in Ireland, and was secretly dating Draco Malfoy. 'Who didn't see this coming?' The narrator took a deep breath and watched the scenery pass by. The girl got the hint, noting she was not wanted, she then left to find her 'boyfriend'.
A girl across from the Narrator, shifted, nonetheless stayed quiet. 'Oh when will this end?' It asked itself, looking over to the girl. It knew this type already, she was the mary sue that had been going to Hogwarts for several years, and never seemed mentioned in the books or movies. She was in the same grade as Harry, and secretly infactuated him. She was a bookworm like Hermione, yet the two of them had never met. Another intresting point was that she was in griffindor. She looked over to the Narrator, but then quickly looked away. 'Oh yes, the shy one' the narrator thought.
The narrator seemed to forget of her, as the muggle turned her cd player up very loud. 'Great...' IT thought. The narrator looked over the muggle, seeing as she had magically found this train, and was using electronics, which wouldn't work. Not only that, her shirt said, ''Brunettes have more fun" and that was all it took, the narratator got up, and left the compartment.