Hi. My name is Tomoe Hotaru, and I currently live with three crazy people. Their names are Meioh Setsuna, Tenoh Haruka, and Kaioh Michiru. They have turned the house into an asylum. For starters, Setsuna has two jobs. She gets home from her real life job at 10 am. Then she transforms into Sailor Pluto and goes off for another 7 hours to guard the freaking Time Gate. Then she gets home and does a bunch of Setsuna things. Ya think she's a weirdo? Wait 'til you hear this. Setsuna-mama is over two thousand years old. Yet somehow she looks twenty. But what makes this family insane is that even though Setsuna-mama is older than the human race, Michiru-mama and Haruka-papa (Who, by the way, is a girl) have mothered Setsuna ever since their bodies passed hers in age. But still, no matter what, Setsuna outweighs us in crankiness and maturity.

"STAY OUT OF MY STUFF YOU BAKA!"

Did I say maturity?

The person in Setsuna's stuff was Haruka. Haruka is professional racecar driver. And most people think she's a guy. Weird. Ever noticed that I used that word a lot when I describe the crazies? But Haruka's pretty damn cool. For the record, she's a lesbian and doesn't give a fig about what people think about it. And she's Sailor Uranus. She's also Christian and doesn't care whether the sermon on Sunday is hate. She just goes and gives the priest heck afterwards. It's pretty funny. Her significant other is Michiru.

MIchi's perfect. She was brought up by strictly traditional parents who believe all children should be well-mannered, well-educated, and be able to play the violin competitively at a young age. Thus, we have Michiru. Michi loves art, music, and cooking. I think her food's better than Usagi's mom's cooking. And I've tasted both. She's Sailor Neptune. No wonder.

"Hotaru-chan?"

"Yaa?"

"Can you, um, help me with something?"

"Mk. See you in my room."

"I'm comin'."

Haruka-papa entered the room I was supposed to be cleaning. She told me how un-thrilled she was about the state of my living space. Then she told me of the genius prank she was going to pull on Setsuna-mama. I told her she was going to be taking responsibility. She agreed. The prank involved Coke, a bottle of Amaretto and Setsuna-mama. I was going to get in so much trouble. Sounded worth it.

Haruka-papa went in the kitchen to mix the alcohol. Next thing I knew, there was a drunk Setsuna-mama careening around the house. Whoopee.

And of course there just had to be a knock at the door. And of course, it just had to be the Inners, Chibiusa, and Mamoru. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

"I'll get it! You and 'Ruka deal with Setsuna!" Michiru-mama yelled

Michiru-mama opened the door.

"Hello! What brings you all here?"

"Nothing much. We just wanted to see how Puu's doing." Chibiusa replied.

"She's doing fine." Michiru said, shooting a glare at Haruka-papa. " 'Ruka just thought it would be funny to get her-" Michi-mama mimed drinking.

Minako and Usagi fell over laughing.

Ami and Makoto sweatdropped.

Mamoru was holding back laughter. And miserably failing.

Rei pulled her phone out of her pocket to record a video for future blackmail, but Makoto stopped her.

Chibiusa just looked around in confusion.

The night eventually escalated into a karaoke contest between the Inners and a heavily intoxicated Setsuna. Minako won. Setsuna passed out halfway through.

Then came the terrible hangover the next day.

TBC

If you review, Ahsoka and Haruka will dress as fairies, come into your house at night, and give you the Garnet Rod they stole from a hungover Setsuna. They are not liable for any damage Setsuna may cause you and have not requested police protection.