The Twilight series summed up (but not really, you'll only get it if you've read it) in silly little poems. (I can't remember what this type of poem is called though.) They're mostly from Bella's POV. These were written years ago and since Eclipse is coming out a week from toady they're being posted.
I don't own the Twilight saga.
Timeless love
With a vampire.
Issues, there's plenty;
Leagues of werewolves,
Italian vampires.
Grave? He may put me in one.
His heart
Together with mine, yes.
Story that is true.
A fable is my life.
Guess what's next.
A happily ever after. I hope.