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Finally, my fourth fan fiction. Akihisa and Minami paring. Please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!

CHAPTER 1: JUST A SATURDAY

"Aki! You idiot!" Minami Shimada shouted as she pulled open the door of her classroom and run through the corridors, tears brimming in her eyes. What could she say? Nothing. Nothing at all. She could only scold Akihisa an idiot. Why?

It all started on that Saturday morning in Fumizuki Academy. It was an ordinary day, in an all so ordinary classroom. It was also a day for class-F's weekly remedial lessons. Minami was sitting at her desk (tea table) , laying her head on her desk, trying to rest a bit before Tetsujin enter the classroom. Akihisa Yoshii was also sitting at his own desk, waiting for either Hideyoshi Kinoshita or Yuuji Sakamoto to reach school. So right then, those 2 were the only students in class.

"Hey, Aki." Minami turned her head and faced Akihisa. She tried to start a conversation.

No reply. Akihisa had his head on his table too.

She turned her head again. What a lazy Saturday. I feel like sleeping.

Bzzz. Her cellphone vibrated.

"Hmm? Who is it?" She looked at her cellphone. It was a message from Himeji Mizuki.

She looked at the message. It read, "Why are you so tired?" It was followed by her photograph of her laying her head on the table.

"Huh?" She looked around and saw Himeji standing by the door waving to her.

"Hey, that is mean!" Minami told the long pinked-haired girl.

"Just a joke, just a joke!" Himeji smiled and sat beside the other only girl in class F.

"That is a mean joke." Minami repeated.

"Never mind that. Why are you so tired?" Himeji asked.

"That is because, because…" Minami fell silent.

"Because…" Himeji prompted her.

"'IamgoingtoGermanyandIdon'tevenknowwhenI'mcomingb ack." Minami said the long sentence quickly, softly and all in one breathe.

Silence.

"What?" Himeji asked.

Silence.

"What!" Himeji finally realized what did the ponytail haired girl just said. "You..." She didn't have the time to complete her sentence as Minami had clasped her hand over Himeji's mouth.

"No! Don't say it!" Minami shushed Himeji.

"Why? Himeji asked Minami with a sense of worry in her tone. "Minami, this is something that Akihisa must know!"

"But I don't really want Akihisa to know." Minami answered as she rubbed her hands together. "You know, I don't really want him to worry."

"But you can't hide it from him forever." Himeji replied.

Minami didn't reply.

"Yes. You can't hide it from him forever. He will find out eventually." A voice from behind said. It was Yuuji. Hideyoshi, who was beside him, nodded in agreement.

"I know." Minami replied. "Yuuji, Hideyoshi, try not to suddenly appear behind me. I may just freak out."

"So, are you going to tell him? I can help you." Yuuji offered as both Hideyoshi and he sat down.

"Yes. We can tell him that." Himeji supported Yuuji's idea.

"No! I think I will tell him. All by myself." Minami started blushing as soon as Hemji supported Yuuji's idea. "After all, I'm the one leaving, not you. I do appreciate your help but it is better for both Aki and I. Am I right?"

Both Himeji and Hideyoshi silently nodded.

"Shimada." Yuuji started.

"Yes?" Minami replied.

Yuuji patted her shoulder and said, "Shimada, Akihisa is an idiot. If you have anything to tell him, tell him before you go. If you don't you may never have the chance to tell him if you go. Be true to yourself or you will be lying to him for the rest of your life here."

"What do I have to tell that idiot?" Minami blushed. "He is just an idiot! I don't think I've anything to tell him!" Minami heart rate increased.

"But your heart rate doesn't think so. It is beating at 151 beats per minute." Kouta, the Silent Ninja Pervert said as he pressed his stethoscope against Minami's back.

"Where did you come from?" Minami shouted, moved away and looked at the Ultimate Pervert.

"Secret. I am the Silent Ninja Pervert after all." Kouta put his finger on his lips to indicate that he will never let his presence to be known that easily.

"Hell with that!" Minami shouted. "You are like a phantom! Not a ninja!"

"Huh?" A sleepily Akihisa asked.

"Huh?" the group looked at the once asleep Ultimate Idiot.

"What? Is there something on my face?" He asked sheepishly.

"Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!" Minami screamed.He woke up! Minami's heart rate increased even more. How much did he hear? I need to know! Minami stood next to Akihisa and looked at him.

"What did you hear?" Minami pointed her finger at Akihisa and demanded an answer. "Answer me and I'll break your left arm!"

"What if I don't?" Akihisa asked the girl that had a murderous intent.

"Right arm." Minami said.

"That will hurt! But it is all right, my left arm is my master arm." Akihisa replied, tensed. He then relaxed a little and said, "Break my right arm if you want. I'm all ready. Just make sure that it will be fast."

"I'll break everything except for your right arm." Minami continued her previous sentence.

"Okay! I didn't hear anything! I've heard nothing at all!" Akihisa prayed for his life and his right arm.

"Are you sure, Aki? Nothing at all?" Minami asked.

"Yes! I've heard nothing at all! I don't know about you not wanting Himeji to tell me anything at all!" Akihisa blurted out.

Silence.

"So you've heard…" Minami laid her hand on Akihisa's arm.

"Please go easy on me…" Akihisa begged dumbly.

"Arrrgh!" Minami screamed as she grabbed Akihisa around his waist with both her arms.

"Wait, Shimada. Are you going to do that?" Yuuji asked as a bead of perspiration rolled down his temple.

"Yes!" Minami shouted as she lifted Akihisa off the ground.

"Yuuji! What is she going to do?" Akihisa cried out. "Whatever it is, help me!"

"Akihisa. How do you want your funeral to be like?" Yuuji asked solemnly.

"Yuuji! I don't have a death wish!" Akihisa yelped.

Ahihisa was already in mid-air.

"Arrgghh!" Minami screamed as she brought Akihisa down on his head with her flawless German Suplex.

"Ouch!" Akihisa yelled in pain and the world around him spun.

Seeing an opportunity, Kouta brought out his camera and tried to take pictures of Minami's underwear.

"Just a bit more. Just a little bit more." Kouta cooed as he tried to take a picture.

Whoosh. The wind blew. Minami's shirt flew up. Kouta's nose bleed had thrust him backwards.

"Ahh!" Minami shrieked in embarrassment and let go of Akihisa, and stood up, letting her skirt fall back into place.

"Ohh…" Akihisa whined. Kouta was lying on the floor, recovering.

"Hey, Akihisa, there is no time to be whining. Shimada-san has something to tell you!" Yuuji called over to the Ultimate Idiot.

"Yes? What do you want to tell me?" Akihisa asked Minami as he tried to recover after the attack. What do you have to tell me after you had almost sent me to the Styx River again? A chill wind found its way through a window. As it blew, Minami's ponytail swayed.

No answer. Instead, Minami looked at Akihisa's face for a long time. Will I forget this face? Will I be able remember it if I ever come back? This just an idiot's face but why is it emitting rays? I don't understand. Do I really like this idiot? Why in the world is my heart beating so fast? The longer I look at him, the faster my heart rate become. Why am I even asking myself so many questions about him?

"What is it Minami-sama?" Akihisa asked and gave his signature smile.

If Akihisa had smiled even brighter, he would had became a murderer.

"Minami!" Himeji screamed as her best friend fell onto the floor, unconscious.

"Shimada!" Hideyoshi went to help Minami.

"Akihisa, try to recover her while I get the nurse over!" Yuuji ordered as he bolted to the nurse's office.

"I'll help too… Arrgh." Kouta got up and saw Minami's underwear, causing him to bleed again.

"Minami, wake up." Himeji was fanning Minami with a book.

"It seems that her blood pressure went too high." Hideyoshi inferred.

Akihisa stood up and said, "What is Yuuji doing? What is taking him so long? I'll get Tetsujin. Class is about to start soon too. Most our classmates are already here." Akihisa walked towards the door. Unfortunately, on his first step, he tripped…

…and fell…

...right on top of Minami.

"Oh." The class muttered as they saw they scenario.

To make matters worse, Minami had to wake up at that moment.

"Aki, what are you doing?" Minami asked as she saw Akihisa's face close to hers. What is that weight on top of me? Or rather, Aki, what on earth are doing?

"This is a misunderstanding." Akihisa sat up and waved his hands. Why am I blushing? My face feels so hot.

It then hit Minami. Aki was the weight.

"Aki, what are you doing?" Minami blushed even deeper than Akihisa.

"Die…" the FFF inquisition was ready as Akihisa had a short conversation with Minami.

Slap! Minami had slapped Akihisa and ran out of the classroom.

"Akihisa, you really had done something wrong. You shouldn't had said that." Both Hideyoshi and Himeji said.

"Indeed. You had done something wrong." The FFF inquisition agreed and loomed over him. "Death penalty."

Bam, the judge of the FFF inquisition brought down the hammer of FFF justice and so, the verdict was passed.

Poor Akihisa. What was the short conversation that caused Akihisa to be slapped? You will know in the other chapters! Please do drop in a review! You can also throw in some ideas and I'll try to fit them in. Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!