"Are you ready?" said Villager. He was on top of Marie, he had no clothes on. Marie also had no clothes on. Marie leaned her face closer to him, and said "I was always ready, my love." They began to make out furiously, running their hands up and down each other's bodies, caressing whatever skin they could reach. They rode each other like wild horses. Faster and faster they went, their bodies morphing into a blur as Villager passionately banged her. The bed shook. It shook very hard. Very, very hard. Like an earthquake. An earthquake of love. Flipping Marie over, Villager maliciously licked her back, travelling down towards her feet. He furiously licked her feet. He licked them like he liked them. Then he went back up towards her butt. But suddenly, there was a knock on the door. It sounded very…deliberate…as if someone was waiting to see them. The doorknob rattled, and turned slowly. The door creaked open. Villager's heart beat faster, who could be intruding upon him and his lady? It was a guy, who is a horse jockey, with the letters, "D" "I" "O", on his helmet. Oh god… Villager thought. It's Diego Brando, the best jojo husbando. What was he doing here? Diego gasped "Villager! What are you doing? I thought I was your husbando!" Villager pulled the covers over his bare chest. "Y-you are, Diego. I-I just wanted to…" Diego cut him off. "How, how could you have a threesome without me?" Villager perked up. "I would love to, my beautiful British lizard man." Diego jumped in bed, "Make room," he said. "It's going to be a bumpy ride…" So they all had a threesome.
The end…?