DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ARTEMIS FOWL. NONE OF THIS HAPPENS IN ANY BOOK.
IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ADULT CONTENT, STOP READING NOW!
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It had been one year since Opal Koboi's final defeat and things were just starting to go back to normal for surface dwelling LEP Captain Holly Short. Well, as normal as possible when you have mismatched eye colors. The one and only side affect from traveling through a time tunnel with Artemis Fowl eight (five for them) years ago was that they swapped an eye.
"Note to self: punch Artemis in the face as hard as possible next time I see him.", muttered Holly as she got out of bed and headed for the shower. Four years ago, she and Artemis went through another time tunnel to save his mother from a disease Holly thought she inflicted. As it turned out, Artemis was lying and she disliked him ever since.
{Meanwhile, at Fowl Manor}
"Hurry up with that salad Butler! I want everything perfect by the time Holly gets here!", yelled a now twenty-two years old Artemis Fowl. He had invited Holly to dinner with Mrs. Paradizo and his family. He knew seeing Holly would most likely earn him an extremely painful punch in the face, but he was willing to risk it.
{Back in Holly Short's apartment}
Holly was just finishing putting on a clear latex suit that held up her large D-cup breasts while she picked out a dress to wear to dinner at Fowl Manor. She was currently stuck between a blue/green and a plain green. She chose the blue/green since the design would draw attention away from her mismatched eyes, plus blue was her favorite color. She used her magic to get rid of the latex but keep it's effect in place. 'Might as well surprise Artemis as well as cause him a HUGE headache that ISN'T from using magic.', she thought as she put on the dress.
Grabbing her keys on her way out, she left her apartment and headed to her car, ready for the almost four hour trip to Fowl Manor.
She had barely gotten out of her car before Artemis was standing at the doorway to Fowl Manor. Casually approaching him while avoiding any ice, she prepared to send him flying through the door.
Once she was right in front of him, she pulled back her arm and punched him in the face. HARD. He didn't go flying THROUGH the door like she'd hoped but she did hear wood breaking in several places on and around the door.
"Heh, I guess I deserved that, what with all that's happened to you, including the eye swap.", Artemis groaned.
Only now that he was sitting against the door did he notice Holly's floating breasts. If he didn't already have a nosebleed he DEFINITELY would've had one now.
Once Holly realized where he was staring, she grabbed him by the collar, found a weak point in the door, and KICKED him in the face. This time, he went right through the door and in and out of the dining room.
Everyone in the dining room turned to see an unconscious Artemis flying through and a broken front door with an infuriated Holly Short outside of it. They instantly put two and two together. Their version: Artemis was caught staring, Holly sent him through the door.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I know it's a little boring but come on. SOMEONE WAS SENT THROUGH A DOOR!
Anyway, please leave a positive review seeing as how this is my first fanfic!