Why America is Awesome

by DangertheSkywing

Hello, how about a story, a story about a hero, that hero is America! This is a story about why America is the best country ever this is a very humorous story, lots of very good reasons here.

1. Chapter 1

"Hello, I'm America! What's your name, yo? It doesn't matter! Here have a hamburger bro, while I tell you why I'm better than France, Britain and all those others. Now, reason number one, I'm the hero!"

"It was a dark night, in Rome, and I was hunting the evil Axis Power, they had just gotten out of a meeting and I have been spying on them. I used one of my tactical observatories I have all over the world, they're called McDonalds, anyways I was camped out side of one eating my pile hamburgers, when I saw them."

"Their was Germany, Italy, Japan, and some other counties that were with them. So that's when I struck, I ran forward and did a back flip. Once I landed I freed Italy from the tyranny of consciousness. I dodged attacks from all angles. Then Germany was all like 'Yo, America is going to beat the total hell out of us!' I grabbed Italy, and all the nations they were holding captive and freed them and got Italy to tell us their plans. So that's how I saved Ethiopia, Egypt, Poland, France, Britain, Russia, China, Ukraine, The Baltic States, and Everyone else, yo."

"America, that never happened!" Yelled Britain, with his accent. "Yes, I believe I saved Poland, Ukraine, and the Baltic States," said Russia, in his infamous childlike voice. "Yes and I help take back he African nations along with capture Italy." Yelled Britain. "Yes, and I did not need saving," commented France. "Yes, you did!" Britain yelled, "America, and Me saved you!" "I helped too, you know," said Canada. "Ahh!" Everyone but America screamed. "Ohhh, him,yo, he is just my hat, say hi Canada!" America said. "America, I am not your hat! If you say that one more time I'll have to ask you politely not to do that again." Said an annoyed Canada. "Fine yo, if you want to lie I'm gone!" America said as he left. "Me to," yelled France and Britain at the same time, throwing them into an even deeper conflict. "I'll just go home now," said Russia, while stepping over France and Britain, still wrestling on the floor. Eventually they rolled out,leaving only Canada.