Skyrim Adventures
Chapter I: Yarrgen Flarrgen
Rin and I—Wait… No… I need Nordic font... Hang on… FORGET IT! STUPID WORD! Okay… So, Rin and I were sitting in her nook (writer's studio). She was writing some pointless novel, while I was doing something very important. I was beating up a sand-controlling jerk- face with my rubber fist… It was a game. Anyhoo, I got bored and tossed the DS (Rin's, by the why) at Rin's head. She absorbed the blow. "Rin," I grumbled. "RIN!"
I picked my chair up and threw it at her. She absorbed the blow yet again. "What?" she asked.
"I'm ."
"So find something to do."
I sighed over-dramatically. "Let's go through the portal."
"Only if you say it right."
"Rin."
She looked over at me. I looked as bored as a thousand suns with nothing to do. "Let's go."
We approached the prtl… I mean potal… I mean portal… We approached it and I spun the dial on the side of it and it lit up. "I wonder if this thing still works right." I picked my dog up (Brutus… Okay it's Benny… Baggins) and threw him into the portal.
We listened for the annoying barking. Nothing. "Good," Rin nodded before kicking me through and jumping in.
A/N: This chapter is really short… Like insanely short… I don't care though… Okay this just seemed like a good place to end it… Apart from it being a page and like an eighth… Bah! I'm half-asleep who cares?