The attack of Porky Minch
Porky Minch was angry. Very angry in fact. He had been beaten by Ness in the Cave of the Past because Porky wanted to change the world. Then Porky traveled to the Nowhere Islands to start an empire. But Lucas and his friends had to defeat him and seal him away in that Absolutely Safe Capsule. Actually it was his fault but he didn't really care. He never would have made out of that eternal prison if Tabuu didn't want to add him to the ranks of the Subspace Army. Then he got beaten AGAIN by Ness and Lucas in the Ruined Zoo and by Luigi in the Great Maze. It was a very humiliating experience for Porky. So Porky decided to get his revenge on the smashers once and for all!
Time: 1200 Destination: Smash Mansion Date: April the 4th
It was noon. The sun was suspended in the middle of the sky. And everyone's stomachs were hungry. Especially Yoshi and Kirby. They were hurtling down the stairs to the kitchen... only to be stopped by Meta Knight and his sword Galaxia. That's not to say they didn't stop trying. They had currently received 10 bruises and 6 cuts. After a while of this madness, Master Hand ran the lunch bell.
The effect was immediate. 35 smashers rushed into the dining room, trampling each other in their pursuit. When the last smasher, Luigi, hobbled into his seat. Master Hand began to speak. "Smashers," he said, "the reason I have called you here is because I have an important announcement to make." Everyone broke into furious mutters. Bowser extracted his claws, Lucario charged up an Aura Sphere and even the shy Lucas pointed his glowing finger at Master Hand. Master Hand started to panic. "Now, now smashers," he continued nervously, "there is no need to get angry. The announcement is.......that someone is going to kill us!"
Everyone burst out laughing. "Oh come on," chortled Falco, "Everyone tries to kill us! From Tabuu to that princess molester Petey Pirahna!" "Well," Master Hand said, "the perpetrator seems to know a lot about us.: At this point no-one was listening and instead they were raiding the fridge. Master Hand sighed.