"JONES!" Chief yelled. "Yo wassup cheif! Pardon the mess yo I got erry thing under contol." Ozzy said swaggering into his office. "Jones, we have a assignment for you." "You just say the word and im there! What is it? Killer indigestion? Poison Ivy? a cavity?" "Actually, it's some dormant cramps in the right arm. Frank will need that arm for his job at the zoo lifting crates and cages. If he gets one cramp he'll mess up and possibly get in trouble." "What?" Ozzy whined, "Cramps? Come one Chief give me the good stuff! I saved Frank from dieing for Franks sake!" "Osmosis, I'm sorry but all the other cases are filled. And your the only one left to do it. Youll be restationed by tomorrow, you can go home early to start packing. Once the cramps have moved on you can come back here." "Tomorrow? Aw Cheif! I don't even know anyone in the arm, I've only been there once to visit Drix." "Good, then your set. Frank is counting on you, you understand?" Ozzy sighed, "Yea, I dig." "Hey Osmosis! What's the new case?" Drix said running up to him. "Cramps in the arm. Pfft, I'm the Germinator! What am I doing fighting cramps?" "Aw Ozzy, it's ok. Besides I live in the arm! We can be moving bud-" "Dont! Say it Drips, All I know is I'm being restationed tomorrow and I gotta go home and pack." "Want any help?" Drip offered. "Naw Drips, I got it. But you can tag along if you want." "It's Drix...with a "x"." "Whatever. *walks out of office* Now I don't want you messin up my ride, I just got her re-painted and fumagated from your rank bubbles." "Dont worry I'll be careful" Drix says while proceeding to gets in, stretching the passenger side as usual. Lazy sighed and flicked on his sunglasses, "We gotta do something about that."
"Hey Drips, mind giving me a hand?" Ozzy said moving things from his home to his car. "Why certainly" Drix says while picking up box with one hand. "Pfft, cold pills." Drix finds an old book. "Hey what's this?" "Hey Hey pal paws off! Its special" he says snatching it from him! "It belonged to my great grand-pappy that fought the measles. It's his old police badges and medals." "Oh, looks like was a really great man." "Yea I guess. Anyway, let's get this show on the road, it's a long way from the stomach to the arm." "Right behind you..moving buddie" ;P Ozzy groans and rolls his eyes, "Ugh, cold pills."
RIGHT ARM, 8PM
*arrives at this HUGE estate, made for restationing people*
"Woo momma! this place is bangin!" Ozzie said looking at the huge house. "It is rather nice." Drix added while carrying stuff inside. "Man this place is HUGE *echoes* _ Just put that stuff anywhere, i probably wont unpack till tomorrow anyway." "Oh look a little packet on the table." Drix said picking it up.
"Dear OSMOSIS JONES,
We are happy to have you restationed in the arm to help with ARM CRAMPS. Everything is taken care of. The body takes care of the rent and other necessities, to ensure you can have everything you need to help for this case. It has 3 bathrooms and 4 bedrooms. And they're may or may not be other roomates in the house. either way we know you'll make the best out of it. Good Luck.
Signed, RFPD [Right Frank Police Department]"
"Hm, looks like all I gotta worry about is food. Welp, thanks Drips I appreciate it." "Uh no problem, I got this for a house warming gift" he takes out a bottle of bile. "Aw Drips you didn't have to get me anything, besides you know im not a big drinker." "Oh I know, just a little celebration gift is all. Well I must be going. I live down the street if you need anything." "Well thanks, you know you're aight cold pill" Ozzy says playfully punches him in the arm. "Yea, buddy!" He playfully punches him in the arm but ends up knocking him across the room. "Oh..uh..sorry." Drip says backing out and leaving. Ozzie rubbed his arm. "Ugh, Frank.. you need to know your own strength big boy, nearly knocked my membrane off, Hm...well it's getting late, better take a shower and hit the sheets." He turns and leaves to find the bathroom. At that moment a mysterious shadow figure moves across the wall back into the shadows. Oozy turns around kind of puzzled. "Hm? I must be seeing things" he hums a tune while turning on the shower. The mysterious figure comes into the light. "Weeellll, what do we have here? An Officer of Franks finest." Thrax says reading the letter. "Him? Living here? They must've forgot I lived here" he burns letter, "Peh, no matter might as well give him a ... warm welcome." He says chuckling evily.
Ozzy was singing in the shower washing is hair. "This isn't so bad, a nice crib., a friend down the block, no rent? I should get restationed more often" Thrax slides into the bathroom, unseen because of the steam. "This cat needs the learn how to close the door" he leans on the sink waiting for Ozzy to get out. " ahh, Nice and clean" Ozzy sighs as he turns off shower, "Now all I need to do is- *Bumps into Thrax* _ Thrax smiled his deadly smile, "Hiiiii baby." Ozzy shreiks like a little girl. Thrax stands there and waits for him to stop yelling! ..."Well if your done pissing yourself." "WHAT THE FRANKS NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Ozzy shouts pointing at him. "Me? I was here first baby." Ozzy continued to scream, "I THOUGHT YOU DIED! HOW'D YOU GET BACK IN!?" "I'll tell you once you make yourself decent." He smirked. Ozzy looked down and saw that hes still naked only a balled up shirt covering his..ozzyness. "Oh spit." "Come," Thrax said swaggering away, "and grab a towel. Don't wanna get messy." Ozzy wraps a towel around himself and follows Thrax into the living room." Now..your wondering why I'm here?" "HELL YEA!" "Weeelll, you see, what you thought was a cup of alcohol? Was really a cup of alcohol. AND IT HURT LIKE HELL. I was sure I was 6 feet under when I saw a FPD helicopter coming towards me." Ozzy stopped him, "Wait wait wait, THEY came back for YOU?" "It's rude to interrupt baby. Anyway, They were taking me back for questioning and possibly the death penality. I convienced them to put me on Viral Watch, and let me stay." Ozzy stopped him again, "Wait you get to stay here? After what you edone? Oh naw naw naw, this is messed up." Thrax rubbed his forehead, "You know any manners? Now Where was I? Oh yea.. I get to stay if i promise to not stir up any spit. Also I can stay incase any other virus come, this trash heap you call a body, will be more immuned to it. To make sure I didnt start trouble they got me cleaned." "Cleaned? Like what? a bath or something?" Thrax sighed and rubbed his eyes, "Baby do I have to knock some sense into you that yo mama didnt? No, not a bath. They got me detoxicated so I cant infect anyone even if I tried." "So you cant burn people alive anymore?" "Yea, my baby still works *flashes claw* I just cant make them bubble up from the inside out. Looky here. See this cup?" He picks up a cup and burns it into a pile of ashes. "Now, give me your arm." "What? oh uh uh, you ain't burning me up now way!" "Jones, trust me. Would I ever put anyone in harms way?" Thrax says with a smile. "Uh YEAH! You nearly torched eerryone like a marshmallow!" "You big baby," he grabs ozzys wrist, "Stay still." He says as he runs the claw along his arm. Ozzy flinched but to his suprise he didnt burn, it was just a REALLY INTENSE PAIN "ACK! Yo man chill out!" "See? you ain't dead yet. It'll just cause pain. Not as much as id like, but it'll do." He threw his arm back. "UGH! THAT FLIPPIN HURT! Man! S'wrong witchu!?" Thrax rolled his eyes, "Anyway. Virus' are supposed to live alone, to avoid temptaions and to keep them seclueded. But I guess they forgot and made you pop a squat here."
"So.. I have to live with a virus?" Ozzy asked. "Come one baby, I ain't all that bad.. yet." "Stop calling me that. Well if were gonna live together we gotta establish some ground rules." "Ground rules? Baby, I can take care of myself. and besides this is my house." "Yea yea what ever. Rule number one. If I'm bringing the honeys home, please hesitate to disturb!" "Honeys huh? Baby, why would I disturb something that wont even happen?" Ozzys face dropped, "Woo! for a fever baring virus, you cold man. you cold. Rule number 2. Thrax rolled his eyes. Ozzy continued, "When I have people over, make yourself not seen or heard kepeesh? I don't wanna get fired over a thick headed virus like you." In a flat tone of voice Thrax said, "Ill keep a note of that. Naw naw, here are my rules." He grabbed Ozzy by the neck and slammed him into the wall will his feet dangling above the ground. "You live on one side of the house, I live on the other. You keep your face out of my face and well get along reeealll nice. The only time well cross paths is to eat, and even then I dont wanna deal with ya. The thermostat? stays where it is. Your too hot? deal with it or strip cause i aint changing it. If I bring someone home you stay in your room unless told otherwise. I'm okay with drinking, but I ain't scraping you off the floor. Got that jones?" Ozzy looked at him wide eyed, scared out of his mind, amazed that he was even that strong to get him off the ground that easily. "Uhh...yea sure what ever you say just put me down!" Thrax dropped him and glared ...then busts out laughing. "HAHAH! Jones you really are a baby, I'm just joking around. You're too uptight!" He laughed playfully punching him in the arm unaware of his own strength knocks him into the couch. "Really? You were just joking?" He asked getting up rubbing his shoulder. Thrax suddenly stopped laughing, "No. You stopped me from my record, why would I wanna be buddy buddy with you? But I'll tolerate you, seeing as you'll be staying here." Ozzy rolled his eyes, "Anywho, I'm going food shopping tomorrow. You can come if you want I don't have to go to the RFPD till monday, I dont know what virsuses eat." "We eat cells." He said with a straight face. Ozzy made a face. Again Thrax burst into laughter, "You can't take a joke baby, we dont eat cells...much. Sure I'll tag along for a laugh. Mmm, Well baby it's getting late" he looks at the clock and its 1:22am. "Best be heading off to bed." Naw Im my own man, I'll go to bed when I wanna." Thrax flashed his claw, "Look baby, tomorrow will be a long day. youre gonna need it. Take any room you want, but the one on the end there is mine and mine only. Now...go to bed." "YOU look im 25 years old I can go to bed when I feel like it." He scoffs, "Your so difficult." He mutters as he turns and walks away. "And uh.. baby? Your towel fell." "Hm? " he looks down, "AHHHH! why didn't you tell me!?" Ozzy screamed. "I saw it ain't my porogitive." He chuckles. "You were looking? Aw spit, you crazy man.. I wouldn't be suprised if you were gay or something." "Right. Gay. Get up at 9, the nearest food store is a hour away" Thrax turns and walks to his room. Ozzy groaned and trudged to his room, "All this for some cramps. Gotta live with a loony fruity stuck up bipolar ticking time bomb of death, just what I needed." Lazy entered his room and saw a full sized bed with 2 blankets folded up at the end of the bed with 2 pillows. "Hopefully things get better tomorrow." Ozzy yawned and finally went to sleep.