Title: Italy's Special Surprise
Author: Himuro Miharu
Pairing: Germany/Italy
Genre: Romance/Humour
Rating: T
Warnings: fluff, guy lovin', mentions of slut Italy XD
Summary: Italy has more than one surprise for Germany when he gets back from the doctor~ CRACK FIC!
Notes: We, me and my darling Romano xD, were trying to sleep last night, and I kept doing a Chibitalia voice. She made a comment and then said it sounded like I was pregnant. And at 3 this morning, this was born! It was just a rough draft idea, and I ran with it. XD ENJOY! This will actually become a series of crack fic drabbles about Germany and Italy raising Aloisia, if it's liked enough.
Disclaimer: Hidekaz Himaruya owns them~
Italy was excited. He ran to his love Germany, throwing arms around his neck.
'GERMANY!' he exclaimed happily.
The German was confused. His small lover was always excited, but this was new. Why was he so happy? Removing the arms around his neck he looked down at him, bleu eyes confused.
'what is it Italy? You seem...more energetic than usual.'
Italy just grinned, opening happy brown eyes.
'Doitsu! I'm pregnant!'
Germanys bleu eyes widened, before a smile came to His face.
'that's wonderful Italy!' he exclaimed hugging the smaller nation.
'I'm so excited!' Italy exclaimed, before suddenly becoming shy. Looking up at Germany he began to fiddle with his fingers, blushing red.
'U-uhm...G-Germany...' looking up he blushed red, still pushing his index fingers together.
'I-I...I don't know how who's it is.'
Germany didn't move, his smile slowly falling, until he was just staring at the slight Italian.
Many emotions flickered across his face, finally landing on shock, and then anger.
'what? How can you not know who the father is? Wouldn't it be me?'
Italy pushed his fingers together, looking up innocently.
'uhm...well...I-I...I've been uhm...sleeping with Holy Rome...but...we always use protection.'
'Maybe it broke.' Germany sneered.
'No it never did. It could have been Austria's...no he cant keep it up for long enough...Spain? No...he was pretty much in Romano the entire time...not much in me.'
Germanys eyes welled up with tears as he went on, heart slowly breaking at the names.
'Oh! I know! Maybe its Prussia's!'
'WHAT? You slept with Prussia?' Germany exclaimed, now more angry than hurt.
'Yeah! Prussia asked if he could invade my vital regions! I said si!'
Germany growled, now furious.
'I can't believe you!'
-7 months passed, and the baby was born. It was a little girl, she had bright amber coloured eyes, and dark hair, with one curl like Italy, and one on the crown of her head, curling at both sides.-
'GREECE? THE BABY IS GREECES?' Germany screamed, looking down at the sleeping baby. 'well...I guess so. I don't...remember doing it though...'
'Of course not. You were drugged.'
Germanys eyes widened and he ran after the man, screaming profanity.
'welcome to the family, Little Aloisia.' Italy said cuddling the pudgy baby close, kissing her cheeks.