I was bored. And on a buzz. Sung to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed
reindeer. Has absolutely no point at all. It's just for laughs!
Sometimes I do feel sorry for Snape. He's just so picked on by everyone!
{Including me!}
Snape The Greasy Haired Teacher
Snape, the greasy haired teacher,
Had very greasy hair, {like car oil}
And if you ever saw him,
You would think he didn't care,{that it looked like care oil}
All of the other wizards,
Used to laugh and call him names, {like greasy slime ball}
They never let poor Snapey,
Join in any wizard games, {Like quidditch}
Then one foggy Monday morning,
Dumbledore came to say,
Severus with your hair so slimy,
Won't you teach my class today,
All of the other teachers,
Shouted out with joy and glee,
Snape the greasy haired teacher,
You'll go down in history! {Like the boy who lived}