Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.
I'll admit it. This is one of the weirdest pairings ever. It's pretty short- Ibiki's a cop and Lee was stopped for speeding. Enjoy!
"Sir, will you please show me your I.D.?"
"I am very sorry for the delay, but I seem to have misplaced my identification!"
Ibiki sighed. Sometimes he hated being a cop. Looking at this weirdo in the green workout jumpsuit who'd been stopped for speeding, this was one of those times.
"Take a moment to find it." he grumbled. He could never fit in a car that small. It was ridiculous, those stupid new environmentally safe pieces of tr-
"Ah! I believe I have I found it!" The man handed his I.D. over. Ibiki noticed that his eyebrows were incredibly large. Creepy.
"Thank you, sir. If you'll just give me a second to process your ticket..." Ibiki hated traffic duty. He'd rather be stuck at a desk than this torture. He hated dealing with overpolite people who wanted nothing but to get to the spa and he hated the people who believed they were better than the law. He handed the ticket to a Mr. Rock Lee, who smiled broadly.
"Thank you for your time! I'm sorry to be a trouble."
"It's fine." muttered Ibiki. This guy was crazy nice. Or maybe just crazy.
"If you wouldn't mind, could I contact you later for a cup of coffee? I think it is warranted for your service to the city! Besides, you are quite the handsome fellow!" The hell? Ibiki handed him his number...but only out of curiousity, of course. Someone this polite had to have a mental disorder.
All's thats left out of the Konoha 11 is Neji and the girls! Review!