Once upon a time, I mean, One day... Sanic was surfing the internet when suddenly... he found the official SEGA forums! He was excited for this, so he logged right then. Then, a ton of people assumed he was a troll and happily banned him. "What the hell?" Sanic exclaimed.

He was starting to get pissed. "Why the fuck would they do this!?" He was starting to yell. "I'm an authority figure, goddammit!"

He got so pissed he eventually punched his computer. He realized his rage was over nothing, and the SEGA Forums figures the banner was a hacking troll. He started to calm down. "Damn it. Well, I'm gonna go do something productive now."

Then he sat himself down straight onto the couch. He picked up the remote with such brash, he almost broke it. He lifted up a thumb ever so slightly, pushed the finder over the red button labeled "Power" and pressed it without a care. Suddenly, his TV screen lit up, like a Christmas Tree that's sitting in a fire. Teils must have left Disney on because he eyes were suddenly assaulted with shitty sitcoms. After finally ending, the holy grail of current Disney came on. Gravity Falls. Sanic's eyes were glued to the television. He couldn't take them away. The show was so witty and charming it was like it put you under a paralyzation spell when you were watching.

Then, Phineas and Ferb came on. You finally came to your senses and changed it because the plot is getting stale. Channel 101: The Hub, you change it to that. It has a marathon of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. You decide to give the show a chance, since Teils used to whine his ass of to get to watch it. It was beautiful. The colors, the plot, the other plot (if you know what I mean), the characters, the presentation, it was all simply amazing. You get caught up until your hear a knock on your door.

"Whooo iiiis iiiiit?" Sanic chimed. The door slammed open. It was Knockles. "Knockles, what are you doing here?" Sanic was was holding something orange. It looks a but familiar.

"I'm fucking angry!" Knockles bellowed. "Your little piece of shit sidekick went looking through my porn collection." Sanic immediately knew what the mysterious orange object was. It was Teils.

"Teils! What'd I say about looking through Knockles porn!?" Sanic was yelling.

"Please... more..." Teils was desperate for more porn.

Sanic was at least calming down. "Dude, do you know what pr0n does to you?" Sanic gestured at Knockles. "Just look at him!" Knockles beat the sh*t out of Sanic for saying that. "No, screw you, I am PERFECT!"

Knockles yelled. Sanics nose was starting to bleed. "Stooooop!"

Sanic was helpless now. He enraged Knockles, and he knows Teils is too much of a bitch to help. "No, fuck you!" Knockles then masturbated over Sanic. Then he covered Sanic's face with semen. Sanic threw up all over Knockles. "...you win this round, bitch." Then Knockles stormed off.

"That was scary!" Teils exclaimed. "Go to your room." Sanic said flatly. Teils happily followed his orders.

Sanic wiped the now-dry blood and cum from his face. He decided to go outside, so out the door he went. Teils was in his room. "Can I come out now!?" He shouted, but with no answer. "Ok!" Teils then waiting for approval.