Disclaimer : I do not own Eyeshield 21 and this is merely fictional and is not based on anything but my own imagination…
Questions from the audience for Mr. DevilBat….
A Certain Ha-ha trio: Is Hiruma a Devil?
Experiment:
Puts Hiruma in a room whose heat can kill the average him there for an hour
Conclusion: Hiruma is perfectly fine and becomes even more demonic
Responds/testominials:
Kekeke. Best sauna I've been to in my life. Now to shoot at a certain trio....
…That's up to you to decide. I'll hide and beg for forgiveness if i were you...
A certain fast running back: Why does Hiruma like gum?
…Who knows, maybe to fill his mouth with something else other than a cigarette. (See manga, the chapter where Hiruma kidnaps Monta)
Girl Stalker: Where does Hiruma live? Please stalk him and find out.
DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!!!!!
A guy who has no life: Why does everyone call Hiruma, Hiruma, and not Youichi?
Obviously because they don't want to die a painful death. The only ones brave enough are an certain blue-haired cheerleader and a nice oldie who owns that sports shop. (See Manga)
Nerd with a mohawk: Mr. DevilBat, why did Hiruma pick you as the mascot for the Deimon Devil Bats?
Cause I'm handsome. *snickers in the audience*
Some guy in a turtleneck: Does Hiruma-san have any siblings?
If he does, pray to god and hope for the best.
Crazed Girl says: OMG, I LUV YOUICHI, OMG, OMG, OMG, I LUV YOU YOUICHI!!!!!
...Okay, go see help...
Does Hiruma like Mamori-nee san?
Well, if you want my opinion, ye- BAM…Fucking audience questions. DIE all of you!!! *Shots at everyone in the audience*KeKeKeKe
I'm sorry everyone, the show is canceled due to a certain quaterback rampage, please run for your life thank you***
Author note: How's that for a first time?