Chapter 1, Joey and Tristen's fight

Joey.: happy happy happy happy happy.

Tristen: why are you happy Joey?

Joey: whos happy?

Tristen: you said you where happy, now why are you happy?

Joey: you hurt the magical powers of lord Joey suffer the consequences.

Joey: woshhhhhhh *clunk* ouch I'm okay I kewl me kewl.

Tristen: your gay that is all I have to say.

Joey: fine play with your girly barbies.

Tristen: how did you find out about those.

Joey: went into your room.

Tristen: you are thinking now whos gay.

Joey: yeeeeeeep.

Tristen: fine I am gay a little I only have ken and Barbie.

Joey: right whats the brown haired one then.

Tristen: fine I also have tressa.

Joey: muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa feeling the wrath.

Tristen: (screaming like a girl and sweating) yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I feel the wrath of lord joey.

Joey: you can go home now.

Tristen: thank you so much lord joey. I think understand your wrath now.