Dipper walked through the tall trees until he finally came across what he'd been looking for: It was a stone statue of Bill Cipher, a tomb for the demon after he was defeated by Stanley and the entire Pines family. "So, we meet again" Dipper said as he walked towards it, sitting down on the wet grass.
"It's been... what, like 2 years since I last saw you? And through that time I've done a lot of thinking about our time together, all the things you did to me, and what I did to you. And I've finally come to a conclusion, that... hang on..."
He pulled out a phone from his pocket, and a pill-shaped portable speaker, connecting the two using Bluetooth. Scrolling through all his apps, he found the music app ("Scorgify") and selected "The Can-Can" from the song list. He stood up, took a deep breath, held out his two arms, raised both middle fingers, and sang this:
Fuck you, fu-fu-fu-fu fuck you,
fu-fu-fu-fu fuck you,
fu-fu-fu-fu fuck you,
fu-fu-fu-fu-fu fuck YOU!
(repeat x2)
"*Phew*, now that's cathartic" he said as he gathered up his stuff. As he left the area, he shouted out "Goodbye and good-fucking-riddance!".
Mabel was at a table in the Mystery Shack's kitchen as Dipper came through the door. "So, how was that?" she asked. "Now THAT was cathartic" he replied. "Wanna do the same?"
"YES!" Mabel shouted as she ran out the door carrying the phone and pill.
Dipper chuckled as his sister ran out - it was indeed very fun to mock the very symbol of the torment the Pines family had suffered. Maybe the Pines should make this a tradition...
Coming next... Dipper and Mabel head to the premiere of the new Space Battles movie!