Never dig around in a Feegle's spog

You might not like what you find

Leave it well alone and return to your grog

What's in there might blow your mind


There's a world of danger in a Feegle's spog

You had better leave the thing alone

There could be slimy things or exploding frogs

Most likely is that you'll get broken bones


Never stick your nose in a Feegle's spog

Its not a safe place for you to be

The Feegle in question might nail you to a log

Or smack you into the middle of next week


You shouldn't get close to a Feegle's spog

It isn't what a wise person would do

Step a mile back and forget about the lot

Never being close is much too soon


The conclusion of this story about a Feegle's spog

The message that is sends is short and sweet

You'd be better off simply kissing rabid dogs

It's best to let the vicious blighters be