Never dig around in a Feegle's spog
You might not like what you find
Leave it well alone and return to your grog
What's in there might blow your mind
There's a world of danger in a Feegle's spog
You had better leave the thing alone
There could be slimy things or exploding frogs
Most likely is that you'll get broken bones
Never stick your nose in a Feegle's spog
Its not a safe place for you to be
The Feegle in question might nail you to a log
Or smack you into the middle of next week
You shouldn't get close to a Feegle's spog
It isn't what a wise person would do
Step a mile back and forget about the lot
Never being close is much too soon
The conclusion of this story about a Feegle's spog
The message that is sends is short and sweet
You'd be better off simply kissing rabid dogs
It's best to let the vicious blighters be
