Disclaimer: I don't own any character! But, if I did I would get out of this chair and take over the world!!!!

Just for this story, Cammy and Mika don't exist in the story; the author (me!) is Mika. Enjoy!

Who Killed Kuwabara?

"He's gone." Botan sobbed lightly. Kuwabara was lying on his couch with a huge hole in his chest.

"Kazuma… What happened to you?" Yukina called out, tears rolling down her cheeks viciously.

"I don't see what the problem is…" Hiei added sort of happily.

"He was sort of like a cockroach, he got swatted, he was still alive, he got swatted again and again, he was still alive, finally he actually came to his end." Yusuke stated.

"That's… disgusting." Keiko added, giving Yusuke a grossed-out glare.

"Poor Kuwabara, he was my best detective…" Koenma said.

Yusuke held up his fist to Koenma, who had become nervous and began sweating.

"Uhhh…. That's besides you of course Yusuke, you're the best detective… uh… ever?" Koenma added extremely nervously. "That's better…" Yusuke replied with content.

"Kuwabara… Where's Shizuru?" Botan asked.

"Right here." Shizuru chimed in. She was standing in the doorway as happy as ever.

"Are you ok?" Kurama asked cautiously. "Never better." Shizuru stated happily.

"Just out of curiousity… who did it?" Kurama asked.

"I know, It was the author!!!! You hate Kuwabara!!!" Koenma exclaimed.

"What?!! Me? No I don't hate hi…Ok, actually yeah, I do… BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" Mika, the author, yelled out of nowhere.

"Yeah, she seems like the type that would do that." Yusuke added.

"Leave the author alone. She's writing the story, she wouldn't do it if she was writing the whole thing, it was one of us…" Hiei interrupted.

"Yeah! Listen to Hiei! Wow, I didn't think I would ever say that, but listen to him!" Mika chimed in nervously.

"You know, Hiei's got a point… but you're still a suspect!" Koenma accused.

"I'll go with that. Bye guys! I'm going back to my desk chair to write more, See ya on the writing express!" Mika said disappearing.

"What's with that gay statement?" Yusuke muttered as Mika disappeared with a burst of smoke.

"You know, we're not going to settle this standing here, I call all of you to go to Spirit World Court tomorrow!" Koenma exclaimed.

"I'll bring them there, Koenma sir." Botan answered wiping her eyes.

"Fine, see you in court!" Koenma yelled, stomping out.

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