Ciao Cumpari!
I have noticed that all my stories are horribly angsty and depressing, so I have decided to try my hand at a more comical one. After reading several mary-sues, and getting rather annoyed I have decided to write a piece that mimics the common mary sue. I know many people have written parodies of this kind of writing, but I must say, it way too much fun to think about to not write at least one down.
So I have started, I dont have a name for it yet, so it will be "Pasta?" until further notice. This mary-sue-parody follows the adventures of Allie, who's apathy of LOTRS gets her into more trouble than she planned to ever have. Since I am in Italy I thought it would be fun to have the story start off right here in Rome, and then to braid some of my own adventures into it. So you can kinda look of it as a mary-sue-parody/PMK's awkward moments in Rome.
I plan to keep it short, no more than 7 chapters. And, unlike the others, I think Im going to start this one off at Helm's Deep (The Two Towers), and skip all the cliched Rivendel/tenth-walker/Moria baloogie that everyone else writes.I have decided to write it all down before I begin posting. Since I am still in Italy, and the internet is incredibly sketchy. Currently, it is about a quarter of the way done right now, once I have written I will post the chapters. So enjoy it, and review, review review!
Molto Amore,
P.M.K (Princess Meow Kitty)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except for my OC. Everything else belongs to JRR Tolkien
Chapter 1: In Which Allie Puts Up With Her Crazy Friends
Allie sat in down on her bed and sighed as she listened to her three friends bicker about who would look hotter with his shirt off, Legolas or Aragorn. She didn't care, in fact she couldn't even remember who was who. Lord of the Rings had never appealed to her, in fact she couldn't get even get through the first one. The one time she attempted to watch it the first 15 minutes scared the living bejeezus out of her. The only reason she tolerated the bickering was that she found in hilarious. Why they thought these men were hot was beyond her.
"Legolas would be way hotter, he probably wouldn't have any of that gross manly body hair. Armpit hair is disgusting." said Sarah
"Oh really? Well I think Legolas looks like a barbie with that hair. The only way he would be even remotely hot would be if he cut it." replied Nicole
"Wait, wait I just had a vision: a shirtless Aragorn cutting Legolas's hair. Now that is sexy smexy." butted in Amy
"You and your visions. I swear you have come up with every slash scenerio know to fan girls." argued Sarah
Amy tutted, "It is not that hard. Not with their sexyness. Aragorn could be mopping and still be sexy."
The thought of Aragorn mopping was too much for the three girls and they all collapsed giggling on the floor.
Ally just looked at them, "have I mentioned that you guys are insane?" she asked
" You've only happened to mention it at least 5 times a day." replied Nicole with a smile.
"Thats why we love you." Sarah said "you put up with our craziness."
Ally smilied at her three friends lovingly, "oh yes, I do."
She sat back and watched them bicker for about 10 more minutes, and then stood up.
"Alright girlies, I leave for Italy tomorrow morning. I gotta get packing, my mom's going to kill me if she finds out I havn't even started."
Allie laughed to herself as she watched them leave the house, still bickering about Legolas and Aragorn. Then she turned to her suitcase. It was going to be a long night.