Pale girl flipping through a book balanced on her lap, lollipop in a whirl of colours in between her plump, pink lips.

Blindingly pink hair cascaded down her back, a white dreamy dress with shocking red streaks of lace adorned the dress she donned.

Lace-up black leather boots contrasted deeply with the girl's innocent look and dress.

A page drops out from the book. Picking it up, she reads it out loud:

"ME no own Naruto, any songs or any books. Happy?"

Leap, skip, hop.

She nimbly dodged the fallen bodies, gracefully twirling her way through the bloody battlefield.

Strode over a decapitated head, skirted a puddle of crushed guts and stepped over a revoltingly tangled body.

Learn the ways, me dear.

Still, she carried on ahead, the carnage barely registering in her mind.

She could count the many different ways to wreck damage on a fragile human body, but could never figure out how to save one.

Not that she wanted to.

Yeah right.

She had completed her mission, that's what mattered.

A scarlet red lollipop was now in her hand.

Instead of a blood-stained Katana.

Satisfied, she bounded away excitedly, hoping that she would please the Master.

Away from the bloody area, she felt much lighter.

"BAM!"

When wuv comes around it just knocks you down.

With her well treasured (and well toned) ass on the ground, she pouted at the giant "boulder" in front of her.

He towered above her, pale skin glowing under the moonlight, glaring at the… the imbecile that knocked right into him.

He froze.

Never say never.

He stared at the pale girl, a shock of pink hair with her petite body, innocence radiating off her.

She marveled at the pale giant with onyx eyes that bore straight into her, raven hair spiked up.

He went back to glaring at her when she bounced onto her feet and barreled into him.

Impulse hurts nobody unless they're involved.

Jolted and bemused by her random action, he ran his hand through his hair, lips twitching upwards.

She looked up and beamed at him, before beaming at him.

"Be my Master!"

Cackles evilly

ME READERS! ME WUV YOU VERY VERY MUCH (((: forgive me if me story no good :'( me noe it sucks!

-aneki and littlefreakshow are me idols! (((: brilliant writers!

*one hand out, whip slashes dhe peepos who disagree*

there!

ta-ta for now!~